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TDM 001!!
A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!
In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.
But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.
You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]
C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!
Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.
If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]
D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]
OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
Kiruko Otonashi | Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san | Heaven-bound
[There is a green-haired young woman with tig ol biddies and a police uniform hanging out in the garden. Strapped to her back are two intimidating looking tonfa blades - they’re now sharing the real estate with a pair of angel wings.
She’s done freaking out about being dead but not really dead and now she’s staring at the pies and maybe drooling just a little.]
Oh, they look so good… but, it’s really sweet, right? The kind of stuff that goes right to a girl’s waistline and decreases their womanly power… s-so it’s fine! I don’t need it!
[…She very clearly really wants a slice, though. She looks to the nearest passerby with big hopeful eyes.]
…Do you think you still gain weight in the afterlife?
HELL: CASINO
[Kiruko stops at a poker table, smiling brightly.]
Oh, deal me in! I have a great poker face!
[She looks very confident about this. Maybe a little too confident? Will you watch her play, or better yet, play a hand against her??]
HELL: BRAWL
[She looks like a cute, easy and unassuming target, so it’s understandable that someone rowdy might try to pick a fight with (or make a move on!) Kiruko. Unfortunately, they are In For A Bad Time.
Whether it’s you who is initiating or an unassuming NPC, before the assailant can even touch her, they will find two twin blades up against their neck.]
Stand down, citizen.
[Her voice is cold and threatening. If you were just watching this scene, you might’ve initially been moving to help this girl… but now you’re sort of worried about this other guy?? And if you were the one picking the fight… well. Good luck, soldier. 🫡 ]
NETWORK: k.otonashi
Excuse me, is there a way to contact the living world? I’d really like to let everyone at the station know that I’m okay!
WILDCARD
[Come at me with any ideas you have otherwise! Kiruko is Heavenbound and I might have a
furrydesign planned for her but for the time being she’s just a gal with lil wings and a halo.]Garden Pies!!
accessoriesbased products anymore, even if she's still gotta be dead for it.This golden bat demon seems confused by the question at first, but once she's fully processed it, she barks a laugh and waves her fork dismissively.]
If you do, I sure haven't noticed yet! [snickers] That, or they're magical, delicious, calorie-free heaven pies... [Pauses to tap her bottom lip thoughtfully with the tongs of her fork.]
Which... Kinda sounds like something heaven would do, honestly. Eh, but who knows! All I know is it's worth it. [Punctuated with a bite of this blueberry and whipped cream and a happy wiggle of her hips. This stuff is so good.]
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You’re right! Surely they wouldn’t make someone have to worry about counting calories in Heaven! Surely! [Then, a little less confidently:] Surely…
[Her hand wavers as she reaches out for a plate of apple pie.]
Pies!!
You just work out after, don't you? Burn off the calories. There's plenty of good places to walk, run, or jog around here...and the garden is actually really nice to do yoga, or aerobics. I actually come here to meditate or practice some of my katas.
[Tai Chi has a lot of slow, fluid motions that are great to limber up before her more intense styles.]
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[Kiruko, what exactly does your normal routine involve?! She picks up a plate and scoops on a piece of blueberry pie.]
You’re a very smart young lady! And clearly very athletic, too! That’s great!
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[Fights break out all the time, people bet on that shit, and the general air there is, sometimes, just to survive. Makes sense, honestly, but it's still a little...much for the young Hero's tastes. She likes some excitement here and there, but Hell just turns it up to eleven.]
Mm, I have to be fit to do my job, there's a lot of physical activity involved in being a Hero.
Garden
Aww, c'mon, you just have to balance it out with a little exercise. I'm sure you can think of some ways that are overflowing with womanly power!
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Ways to work out… that are full of womanly power? [She seems intrigued, tapping her chin.] Would that be … something cute and delicate like yoga, maybe?
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Yoga's a good choice! It makes you super flexible!
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I… don’t actually know anything about yoga, though. I’m more familiar with things like strength and agility training and combat drills. Do you know any?
[Kiruko leans a bit closer with a hopeful, entreating expression.]
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[A tired expression falls over her face for a moment, before she wipes it off.]
I don't know that much yoga in a formal sense, but I can totally do an online search and find a video we can copy together. I can help you stay balanced!