"Redemption." Deadpan. "I pretended to be a missionary like Luis Frois, but it's getting annoying. It means her brains are not even substantive enough to be solid. They're liquid. I have never met someone so--" words fail him. Stupid isn't it. Airheaded neither. Foolish is much too fond for the fool of Owari! Vapid? Empty? She's not soulless, just... "If her demon king was even 1/100th as powerful as me, he would have defeated her already. It's actually quite insulting. She is the opposite of you. I can't even work up enough antithapy to dislike her. She's just not even worthy of being a foe. I finally understand some of the idea the monks tried to convey about stoicism over enthusiasm, because it is like having emotion over water. I cannot." Not even frustrated, he's more frustrated at the lack of frustration? Yes.
"And you know how reluctant I am to change." He likes being demon king and hellborn, and feared. And yes, he also doesn't want to alienate everyone, but Aqua is mostly just trying to get him to join her cult, which is very much not how to make friends or not alienate people.
"Exhausting. She is exhausting. Like staying indefinitely in water. That is why the monks need to not be enthusiastic. They starve themselves, so they don't have the energy to expend anyway." That's his theory and he's sticking to it.
He laughs about the teeth and baby bird thing, and kisses Klaus' cheek, "You are the only one I wish to bite anyway! You can come cheer me on. Just be careful too. You own my soul, so it would be easy for me to get distracted if something happens to you during the fight."
A quiet hum about widespread freezer technology, he'll have to think on it. It seems to be a technology in the gap between Klaus time and Ari's so it's unlikely Oda can just solve it easily if all of humanity hasn't by Klaus' time, but still...
"The dyes are for fun, yes?" A huff. "People wouldn't accidentally or knowingly put poison in food would they? Not even demons stoop that low!" It's a war crime even beyond the pale the most murderous -- no wait, he's definitely had enemies give his army poisoned food before, but still! "Soldiers and generals are one thing, but noncombatant children?" But his glorious idea of the future?!
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"And you know how reluctant I am to change." He likes being demon king and hellborn, and feared. And yes, he also doesn't want to alienate everyone, but Aqua is mostly just trying to get him to join her cult, which is very much not how to make friends or not alienate people.
"Exhausting. She is exhausting. Like staying indefinitely in water. That is why the monks need to not be enthusiastic. They starve themselves, so they don't have the energy to expend anyway." That's his theory and he's sticking to it.
He laughs about the teeth and baby bird thing, and kisses Klaus' cheek, "You are the only one I wish to bite anyway! You can come cheer me on. Just be careful too. You own my soul, so it would be easy for me to get distracted if something happens to you during the fight."
A quiet hum about widespread freezer technology, he'll have to think on it. It seems to be a technology in the gap between Klaus time and Ari's so it's unlikely Oda can just solve it easily if all of humanity hasn't by Klaus' time, but still...
"The dyes are for fun, yes?" A huff. "People wouldn't accidentally or knowingly put poison in food would they? Not even demons stoop that low!" It's a war crime even beyond the pale the most murderous -- no wait, he's definitely had enemies give his army poisoned food before, but still! "Soldiers and generals are one thing, but noncombatant children?" But his glorious idea of the future?!