You're certainly ugly enough for me to believe that, so I'll take your word for it.
[ This is the part where, in a brighter story, the curmudgeonly jerk is overcome by Poppy's sweetness, and convinced to dance, and made to have good, wholesome fun for the first time in his life.
But this is not that kind of story. ]
Fuck. No.
[ And with that, he summons his fiery axe and sends a wave of hellfire at a group of skeletons, charring them all black instantly. ]
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[ This is the part where, in a brighter story, the curmudgeonly jerk is overcome by Poppy's sweetness, and convinced to dance, and made to have good, wholesome fun for the first time in his life.
But this is not that kind of story. ]
Fuck. No.
[ And with that, he summons his fiery axe and sends a wave of hellfire at a group of skeletons, charring them all black instantly. ]