heckinooc | TDM 004: BACK TO SCHOOL

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A: Garden Level - Fall IN!
[The garden is full of fruits and overflowing with milk and honey as usual, truly a paradise. But gasp, what's this? A PALLET CHANGE? Instead of the typical lush green, it's taken on more Autumn colors for Aesthetic^TM. It's still pleasantly warm as usual though, for current denizens and newbies alike, and it's gosh darn nice to hang out in.

But speaking of newbies and passerbys! If you pop in, you'll find yourself landing in a pile of colorful leaves. But these ain't no normal leaves!! Depending on the color, you may experience the following:

Yellow- Get energized nerd!! Despite just dying, you're suddenly filled to the brim with joy, and far more amicable to the first people you see.
Orange- Ever heard of love at first sight?? IT'S HAPPENING NOW. You may become absolutely smitten with the first few folks that help you out of your pile.
Red- Or the complete opposite! You're filled with the POWER OF AGGRO and ready to argue or fight with whoever you see first!

Or maybe you fall in a pile of mixed leaves that give you a combo of effects, or nullify the effect so nothing happens! Up to you. ]

B, Hell Level: Spooky Scary Skeletons
[Down at the HellRaiser hotel, it's already practically halloween 24/7, but now even more so! The standard hellish hotel amenities are available--massages, hot saunas, all the booze and drugs you could ever want, room service, etc!

But the perpetual night life is where it's at. In celebration of the most unholy season of the year (citation needed), the clubs are HOPPING and playing music loud enough it could raise the (un)dead. . .literally! You could be walking on your way back from getting a burger, and skeleton or zombie bursts from the ground! They might attack you or. . .try to get you to dance with them. Weird. Either way, don't linger too long, or they'll try to get you to go back further into the depths with them. . .

Alternatively maybe you're just accosted by some normal party demons/imps and dragged into a club. Have fun!]

C, Heaven Level: The Holy Spirit Halloween
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, pampering self, complete with every luxurious amenity you could imagine. However, it seems some parts of the hotel are decorated with more. . .demonic accents??

It's not just the hotel either. Outside, spot angels in all sorts of costumes, ranging from black cats to silly godzilla rubber suits. That's right, TIS THE SEASON, and it's the only time angels get to indulge in more silly ~sinful~ desires! Is this cultural appropriation?? Don't worry about it.

As for you, if you're not chillin' at a cat cafe or the gorgeous beach or a coffee shop, you may find a cherub stuffing you into a silly costume. When in Rome!! You may also come across huge golden depots full of costumes, so feel free to shop around! The cherubs within will also see to your every need, as if they're extensions of the hotel as well]

OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" i don't have any excuse this time i'm just tired
-This TDM is open to all! You do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Fuck-!

[The headbutt does take him by surprise and he's thrown off for just a second, long enough that Striker gets the jump on him and now he's struggling to keep the other imp from overpowering him entirely.]

You don't know shit about me! I've got plenty of control!

[Blitzø snarls, and his tail wraps around the other's throat, trying to pull him off or choke him enough to get the upper hand.]

Bullshit! The Goetia is the one with control.

[That tail wraps around his neck and tugs him out of Blitzo's face, but he resists letting it pull him off completely. Striker grapples with the coils, clawing at them with both hands.

Remember when you bit him, Blitzo? It's payback time. He grabs hold of a section of the tail not looped around his neck and bites.]

You fucking DICK!

[He shouts as Striker's teeth sink into his tail, but it means that the asshole let go of his hands and so Blitzø immediately punches for his jaw. There's not as much power behind it given their positions but it'll hopefully be enough to kick Striker off of him entirely.]

[Dull pain shoots through his jaw in a familiar sort of way. Blitz has definitely thrown better punches than that but it's enough to catch Striker by surprise and send him toppling to the floor. Once free of that tail, he's quick to roll away and dodge whatever Blitz has coming for him next.

Next thing you know, he's on his feet again and wiping a trickle of black blood from the corner of his mouth with the back of a sleeve. He's a little woozy yet from the strangling and he braces a hand against the wall. It looks like the perfect opportunity to take another shot at him, except... Remember those pesky skeletons, Blitz? There's one coming up right behind you with its bony hands outstretched.

Striker sees it but doesn't warn him. He just glances over Blitz's shoulder at it, then back at Blitz, and grins.]

[He's moving as soon as he can, rolling up and kicking out at Striker to try and keep him at a distance before taking a moment to collect himself as well. He doesn't like that Striker got first blood and debates taking out his blessed knife to give the cowboy fucker a taste of his own medicine--

He's too focused on Striker and the skeleton gets a grip on him before Blitzø realises its there. He snarls, struggling to toss the bony thing in Striker's direction instead, but in doing so has to take his attention fully off of the other imp entirely.]

[Seeing Blitz all distracted with that Halloween skeleton, Striker chuckles low and menacing. Not one to miss an opportunity, he takes a step forward into the other imp's blind spot with his fist raised, ready to punch him when he ain't looking. Too easy. Except... things don't go as planned.

He's thrown completely of course when something grabs his hand from behind and twirls him around like a ballroom dancer. When he stops spinning, he's suddenly face to face with another one of those damn fucking skeletons. Striker wastes no time pulling out his gun on this one and blowing the top of its skull off. Once that one's taken care of, he whirls around just in time to see the one Blitzo just launched at him. He lashes out with a pointed boot, obliterating its rib cage with a swift kick.]

Where the fuck do these things keep comin' from?

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