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TDM 004: BACK TO SCHOOL

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A: Garden Level - Fall IN!
[The garden is full of fruits and overflowing with milk and honey as usual, truly a paradise. But gasp, what's this? A PALLET CHANGE? Instead of the typical lush green, it's taken on more Autumn colors for Aesthetic^TM. It's still pleasantly warm as usual though, for current denizens and newbies alike, and it's gosh darn nice to hang out in.

But speaking of newbies and passerbys! If you pop in, you'll find yourself landing in a pile of colorful leaves. But these ain't no normal leaves!! Depending on the color, you may experience the following:

Yellow- Get energized nerd!! Despite just dying, you're suddenly filled to the brim with joy, and far more amicable to the first people you see.
Orange- Ever heard of love at first sight?? IT'S HAPPENING NOW. You may become absolutely smitten with the first few folks that help you out of your pile.
Red- Or the complete opposite! You're filled with the POWER OF AGGRO and ready to argue or fight with whoever you see first!

Or maybe you fall in a pile of mixed leaves that give you a combo of effects, or nullify the effect so nothing happens! Up to you. ]

B, Hell Level: Spooky Scary Skeletons
[Down at the HellRaiser hotel, it's already practically halloween 24/7, but now even more so! The standard hellish hotel amenities are available--massages, hot saunas, all the booze and drugs you could ever want, room service, etc!

But the perpetual night life is where it's at. In celebration of the most unholy season of the year (citation needed), the clubs are HOPPING and playing music loud enough it could raise the (un)dead. . .literally! You could be walking on your way back from getting a burger, and skeleton or zombie bursts from the ground! They might attack you or. . .try to get you to dance with them. Weird. Either way, don't linger too long, or they'll try to get you to go back further into the depths with them. . .

Alternatively maybe you're just accosted by some normal party demons/imps and dragged into a club. Have fun!]

C, Heaven Level: The Holy Spirit Halloween
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, pampering self, complete with every luxurious amenity you could imagine. However, it seems some parts of the hotel are decorated with more. . .demonic accents??

It's not just the hotel either. Outside, spot angels in all sorts of costumes, ranging from black cats to silly godzilla rubber suits. That's right, TIS THE SEASON, and it's the only time angels get to indulge in more silly ~sinful~ desires! Is this cultural appropriation?? Don't worry about it.

As for you, if you're not chillin' at a cat cafe or the gorgeous beach or a coffee shop, you may find a cherub stuffing you into a silly costume. When in Rome!! You may also come across huge golden depots full of costumes, so feel free to shop around! The cherubs within will also see to your every need, as if they're extensions of the hotel as well]

OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" i don't have any excuse this time i'm just tired
-This TDM is open to all! You do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

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Of course, you would remember a holiday where candy was involved. [But a certain mother hen of the Oda Forces wasn't here to give a lecture about eating too many sweets, and Mitsuhide wasn't about to take on that role. Unless it was to troll Nobunaga, that is.]

[But the idea of playing tricks did intrigue him. He was already coming up with idea!]

Klaus... That is the name of your spouse, correct?

Eh, the future has candy for almost every holiday to be fair. Valentines is candy, and little "cards" like love letters, it's incredibly embarrassing and gross-seeming. The future is all about love, I can't handle it sometimes. [But he is saying the word without getting squeamish, so that's something, right?]

Yes! They arrived almost right after you left. And you even have another tail now. Just like lucky four. I told him it seemed like you went to fetch them. So... [He's glad this costume hides his blushing dumb face!!!] Thank you. [Half bows as much as is allowed-ish in the costume (it wouldn't be for stature, but since when has that EVER stopped him?)]

You're going to have to deal with love if you want an end to war. [What better opposite to war than love? Mitsuhide certainly wouldn't complain.]

[He swished his tails at the mentioned of the "lucky" number four. Leave it to Nobunaga to think of a number often associated with death to be considered lucky.]

Yes, I went and grew another tail, just for you my lord.

It's already done, I don't intend to go back. I only have to deal with love for Klaus and other Americans. Though I'll never cease caring about Japan's future and economic dominance.

Nyah-- I meant that you brought him here. It's... too complicated to explain. Why you were the first here with me, why your departure and his arrival are entwined, but know that I am saying so.

I'm pretty sure it's so I don't bite you. I can't order you to get a hobby like Hideyoshi, but you should find someone to tease more. Other than me. I can bear it fine, you can't bear my natural inclinations a response.

Oh, and you missed another perfect blackmail opportunity of the masses. Sucks to be you.

Oh, I don't know. I think this little moving picture I just captured is plenty of blackmail for now. [He holds up his device to indicate what he meant.]

And teasing others is my hobby. I already have a usual target here, who isn't you already. I met her before my untimely departure. And I'm sure there are no shortage of angels to tease as well.

Yare yare...

All right, good. Yeah, angels are probably best targets. [Because Klaus.]

[And he snaps his fingers in memory.] Michael's like their big boss. Always trying to get information. And I'm going to work as a bouncer with Greed for fun. But lucky 4 is staying out of trouble.

..... I really want to stomp things. Want to go to the beach with me, and see if anyone made sand castles for stomping? [Nobunaga ffs.]

Dare I ask what a "bouncer" is? [Did he hear that term before he disappeared? He wasn't exactly sure.]

Sure, I will accompany you to the beach, my lord. Someone has to give you adult supervision.

Security guards for alcohol places - bar - for when idiots get too rowdy. You want to be a bartender? Get paid for giving people drinks you'd be tempted to spike anyway?

Do you even count as an adult? They say when you get old enough you start to act childish again. [Wait. Nobunaga... that would be you....]

I only spike Masamune's drinks. But I do admit, the position does sound intriguing. [It will be a good place to gather information.]

[He gives a chuckle]

Well, considering you are older than I, by that logic, that makes me the more mature adultish one.

[Exactly what Nobunaga was doing. Just badly.]

No??? As we have clearly established [They have not. Not once ever.] I am in my very sexy prime, you are an elderly silver fox. [Wait... Nobunaga....]

From what I heard, people tend to find "silver foxes" to be very sexy.

What??? Who says that?

[Giant head tilt. NEWS TO HIM!] I'm going to ask everyone. [Are we sure Nobunaga is not a masochist?]

You do that, my lord.

[Mitsuhide wants a front row seat to this, with popcorn!]

[Dubiously!] Well, if what you say is true, I guess you might get tips. [ALL THE DUBIOUS!]

Tips? Ah yes, the extra money patrons give servers. I suppose I would get some with my looks and charm.

[POUT.] You figured that out already? [He was gearing up to flaunt more KNOWLEDGE...]

Ew.

I mean....

Yeah I guess, if you're right.

Greed knows the value of information too, so you can easily market in that with him.

I was here before, after all. [Like he wasn't going to pick up a few things during that time! The time for Nobunaga to flaunt knowledge is very limited when it comes to this kitsune!]

Now I'm interested in meeting this Greed fellow.

[Alas alas.]

Hai hai.

Yeah he's... [>:T Words for Greed...]

[A gesture to the back of his neck that has a giant JAGUAR BITE.] Strong. But not too bad. Competent. I'm reluctant to enter even casual contracts with fellow demon kings, [Greed is not one... Erm, even less than Nobunaga that is!] but his goals are for maximum prosperity so he has as much motivation as you, maybe more, to keep the peace. He does hate soldiers and war, and guns, but some of his affiliates are fond of guns and good to take to the shooting range I set up. I have talked up your skills to Moxxie quite a bit, so you should meet the imp too when you get a chance.

Oh, another imp?

[Mitsuhide grinned, tails swishing in amusement. Nobunaga should be aware of the kitsune's track record with imps by now. But Moxxie should be safe as long as they don't try to prank Mitsuhide.]

No worries, he's a faithfully devoted to his partner smarter than the others kind of imp. There are three here that are more obviously distinct than the sheep imps. Blitz, Moxxie, and Fizz. Fizz is a clown. [Thinks. He has no idea where to begin to explain that as needed.] Blitz is the boss. Moxxie will likely be a little bit of a lost puppy for you. He has refined tastes.

It sounds like he would be fun to tease. I mean, work with.

[That grin says the first statement wasn't a misspoke.]

Indeed. [He knows what was meant and means it anyway.]

For some irritating reason he trusts me. Rather infuriating, but I suppose given how poorly imps are already treated in Hell, even a sadistic demon king like me is considered a vast improvement on those like Saitou Dosan and the others. [Headshake!] Do with that as you please.

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