[Oooh, this one actually has claws and doesn't seem as unhinged as she expected. Bonus points. Not that it at all stops her grin nor does she look remotely bothered by anything he's saying, in fact she merely shrugs.]

You must be new to all of this. Heaven and Hell never do anything in a timely fashion and have the most red tape you will have ever seen. That is if they give even a singular fuck about the actual problem, so you'd be better off planting your ass somewhere until they maybe figure it out because it'll be a while. [For once she's actually being honest about this particular fact, even if she's sure there's some people that can skirt the line, it won't be any of them.]

Did you not hear the part where I said it's the funniest shit I've seen all day? But, really, you at least seem interesting to prod at to see what you'd do if it was encouraged. Surprised to find that you actually do seem to have a brain under all of that, not complaining but it's a rarity for Hell. At least I'm sure your whole look screams they put your ass in Hell.