[ Well this is the weirdest handshake he's ever had but he's not going to hold it against Jon. The guy looks pretty fazzled. Are those...eyes on his arms??? OKAY FOCUSING ON HIS FACE NOW. Wait. There's even MORE eyes! UHHHH. ]

[ Maurice gives Jon a strained smile. ]

Oh, uh, yes sir. I'm sorry. But it's not so bad! I can show you around if you like...there's a party goin' on right now.

[ With his non-shaking hand he lifts the frothy drink he's been given, which is making him oh so agreeable. Not that he isn't usually agreeable. Maurice is about as confrontational as a cardboard box. ]