[ Don't mind him while he just squelch-crunch-pops himself back into the right configuration like a human Rubix cube. Once he's got his stripes in order he pats down his clothes and cocks his head to one side. ]
[ He gives her a funny little look because that accursed thing called empathy is gnawing at his brain like a parasite. He's probably the only person in this entire afterlife that Lydia knows. She's alone. Hmm. His eyes flick to that spaded tail she's been lashing. ]
I see they assigned you to Hell. Fitting. But! I'll be the bearer of good news and tell you that you're free to go to whatever level you want. The powers that be won't stop you, but the locals can be a real pain in the ass.
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[ Don't mind him while he just squelch-crunch-pops himself back into the right configuration like a human Rubix cube. Once he's got his stripes in order he pats down his clothes and cocks his head to one side. ]
[ He gives her a funny little look because that accursed thing called empathy is gnawing at his brain like a parasite. He's probably the only person in this entire afterlife that Lydia knows. She's alone. Hmm. His eyes flick to that spaded tail she's been lashing. ]
I see they assigned you to Hell. Fitting. But! I'll be the bearer of good news and tell you that you're free to go to whatever level you want. The powers that be won't stop you, but the locals can be a real pain in the ass.