[ Beetlejuice's brows furrow as he thinks about that. He tips his head to one side and tries to remember if he's seen any energy drinks lately. He doesn't really know anyone who drinks them. He strokes his beard thoughtfully and he speaks as the thoughts come to him: ]

Other rings of Heaven and Hell have been opening up to us lately--us being the schmucks with the messed up paperwork. If Sloth is going to be in Hell, then whatever is the opposite of that would be in Heaven and that could be where you find your Five Hour Energy fix.