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heckinmods ([personal profile] heckinmods) wrote in [community profile] heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am

TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]



B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]



C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]


D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open next Sunday! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
helluvamess: (27)

[personal profile] helluvamess 2024-03-23 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
[A stray weapon caught his arm in a searing line of pain that he immediately rewarded by gouging out their throat, making it clear that pain was still occurring even if injuries didn't last. He figured that enough damage might take a while to heal too and at least make it clear that they weren't worth the effort.

That was why he was slightly distracted by Stolas' situation as he decapitated one of the imps and punted their head out the door for them to go find.]


Stolas? What- where--?

[Fuck! There they were, running down the hallway with Stolas' head bouncing close to the carpet. Blitzø cursed and tailed after them, not risking shooting at the retreating imp for fear of hitting Stolas instead.]

Get the fuck back here and drop that feathered ass, dipshit! I saw it first!
bbbrightside: (pic#16985684)

[personal profile] bbbrightside 2024-03-23 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She's indeed small. And something of an angel if the wings and halo are to be believed at least. No second pair of eyes right now though. The main ones are big enough as is.]

R-really? You think so? [She's not put off. Far from it! Instead, she does a lil curtsy.] D'aww, thank you! It's not the first time someone's told me that.
bbbrightside: (pic#16985748)

[personal profile] bbbrightside 2024-03-23 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Ruby listens intently. It's a simple tale, but... Boy does it sit with her in a strange way. Who knew that circumstances had gone in that direction, or that she'd be standing here with the princess herself?]

Wow... What a terrible punishment to go through. [The concern is written across her face.] I had no idea. Working to help the people here be better - that's so kind of you.
heroantagonist: (pic#14677511)

[personal profile] heroantagonist 2024-03-23 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He's definitely got the "heroic" physique. All natural, despite what some Pandorans would tell you. You don't get to the top of a corporation with a nerd built.]

Nothing's wrong with my- [He catches himself. That's not what she meant. His face is. Fine.] You- you could say that. Had to deal with a few lowlife bandits trying to mess up my operations. Next thing I know, I'm strangling these funny little red guys and talking with a hot chick at the second strangest bar I've been in.
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[personal profile] heroantagonist 2024-03-23 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And I bet they're just as interested in whatever's playing on that retro monitor of yours. [He doesn't... Get it. He understands the TV face, but he doesn't get it.]

Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me. Time was, a guy could get some frickin decent pizza with a press of a button. Or, like, I don't know. Some other food that's made of diamonds.
princess_of_hell: (We got hope!)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-03-23 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[There's more. A lot more. But she's not about to outrun their burgeoning friendship.]

I'll prove it, too.

Is there anything you wish for, Ruby?
anatani_chikarawo: (pic#17074358)

[personal profile] anatani_chikarawo 2024-03-23 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tiffa gasps, and blushes softly. This is a lot of sudden positive attention - it's not unwelcome at least.

Her wings move slowly and awkwardly, tensely, as Seras circles. ]


I... can't easily reach them.

[ So, she's not sure how soft they are. It's kind of a weak answer, she feels - and it invites the cute bat lady trying to touch her. ]
not_a_possum: (Um...)

Garden

[personal profile] not_a_possum 2024-03-23 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Moxxie sees Verosika in all her half horse glory, three thoughts enter his mind. One is that if Blitzo saw this, she'd likely have the rare opportunity to make him regret the fact that he ever destroyed their relationship. The second thought is that after how she and her lackies treated him when he was politely asking for their parking space back, there was no way he was going to let her know what kind of opportunity she held in her hands. Finally, he also realized that after the response he got from her and her lackies when he was trying to get that parking spot back, he didn't really want to deal with her on his own again.

If she looks around, she might see a small imp quietly trying to sneak away before he's noticed.]
supersaver: (Soft smiles)

[personal profile] supersaver 2024-03-23 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, she can't not start to snicker a little bit this time around. She knows he's cursing, but clearly unable to. It's funny, and reminds her a little of her very grouchy, spiky, blond classmate.]

I understand, those two, um... [She looks back to where the sheep are literally doing nothing, and just sighs.] They're not the best ambassadors for new arrivals at all...but I was sort of in the same boat as you when I showed up. If you expect the worst, that's what you're going to get no matter what you do, so...

Try looking on the bright side, ne? Is there anything I can do to help you feel more comfortable? [She's got to pay it forward to all the people that helped her.]
supersaver: (Up-do.)

[personal profile] supersaver 2024-03-23 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[The metal limbs aren't really anything Ochako clocks more than a very brief mental note. Bionics are relatively commonplace in her world, especially for Heroes to have...considering they can lose limbs like nobody's business. All part of the job, sad to say. It's more the jester get-up that has her attention completely. Odd, but colorful, and very cute. Slay, King, slay.]

Bothered on purpose? Who would even do that? That's so rude... [She frowns a little, then moves to sit on the sand beside Fizz instead, nodding.] Mm, it's really pretty, beaches here are like a resort...and even the hotel rooms are pretty swanky. ...But it still feels a little weird, and I can't believe this is actually, y'know, Heaven and all.

And then Hell, too. It's way different than what I expected. [Weirdly...better? Like, it's still Hell and it's still pretty bad, but it's not the ENDLESS FIRE, PAIN AND SUFFERING, WOE SADNESS WOE crap that's regurgitated left and right in media, and especially cinema.]
saltsplash: (GACK)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[One thing Reigen doesn't appreciate about his new body - the way it puffs up when he jolts in surprise.]

Ack-- don't just pop up like that!! And-- I'd need to establish a business before actually investing in advertising...
saltsplash: (Incredulous)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh? True form-- ah... you must be a high class spirit...

[Though at least Stolas didn't look especially gnarly.]

Wait, are you from here already? Or do even spirits die and end up in the afterlife?
saltsplash: (Damn he came back....)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, this person changed into what looked like a friendly mascot character... Reigen's not sure if he would've been happier or more miserable if he'd suffered the same fate.]

So there isn't usually this kind of welcome...

[Reigen's got a couple of different slices on his plate, and he's taking one of the last bites of the blueberry - pausing to brush the crumbs off his face. Man, fur is a million times worse about collecting food than a five o'clock shadow.]

How long have they been mistakenly... killing people, I guess? Collecting souls they shouldn't?
saltsplash: (Mumble mumble...)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
There's such a thing as being too lackadaisical, especially with potential indecent exposure...

[He'll err on the side of keeping his slacks on... maybe he can find a place selling clothes and if he's lucky, he'll find something that fits.]
saltsplash: (Thud thud thud)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey.

[Reigen had stilled, dramatically, his ears turned back - he didn't expect the difference in his hearing to be that good, honestly. With a theatrical slow turn, he pointed up at her accusingly.]

Aren't you taking the demon role playing too far, going to steal from someone's clothes?
saltsplash: (Don't be silly!)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the trick! It seems like a simple game... but if you have potent predictive foresight like me, it's an easy win every time.

[The other guy rolls his eyes and tells him to shut up. Rock-paper-scissors, shoot - Reigen lets out an obnoxious pompous laugh as he wins with scissors.]

Good to see death hasn't taken my innate talents!
technicaldifficulties: (pic#17035757)

Re: SORRY FOR THE DELAY

[personal profile] technicaldifficulties 2024-03-23 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ snorts, rolling his eyes, ] Does that mean you have an old timey and severely outdated radio shack?

If making me read sex ads is your idea of extending the olive branch, then you can take said branch and shove it up your ass, Alastor. That's not what being a partner is.
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[personal profile] technicaldifficulties 2024-03-23 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? I ~might.
Did you need a hand with something...
perhaps a bodyguard of sorts?
I'm sure I could find someone for the job your highness.
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[personal profile] technicaldifficulties 2024-03-23 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it looks like she's going to run through the entire stack! because he's not going to stop aCCiDeNTalLy destroying them. ] Oops. My mistake. Sorry. Damn. Almost had that one. So close. Oops. [ and then there were none. ]

A guest. Not a chance. I would have extended the offer to you and him [ no he wouldn't have. ] but I know he doesn't like being on the big screen.
grumpface: (Ugh)

[personal profile] grumpface 2024-03-23 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[That snickering gets a look of irritation from Husk. But only that. He also seems to entirely ignore what you said about looking at things more positively.]

You want me to get comfortable? Hand me the hardest ♣♥♦♠in' bottle of booze ya got.
saltsplash: (Sinner not Winner)

Heaven!

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's probably not helped by someone who looks just as fuzzy speaking up and gesturing to the animals.]

You haven't seen a lion or a sheep before?
saltsplash: (Hide the Halo)

oh HELL charlie /ba dum tsst

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wha-- this girl is clearly an adult, she should know better than to get involved in a fight like that!! Reigen may be half his usual height, but he still darts in and hops to grab Charlie's arm, intending to try and drag her back.]

Are you an idiot?? That's the responsibility of the police!!
supersaver: (Two dots.)

lmfaooo bold of you to assume this all isn't explained in canon

[personal profile] supersaver 2024-03-23 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ochako is actually laughing a little at her phone screen. It's so bizarre finding someone who doesn't know what quirks are, or how they work, but she's more than happy to explain. It's the science lover in her, after all.]

wwwwwww
Both, yeah, but I can only negate something's gravitational force, I can't increase gravity, or pull things in towards me. My quirk is strictly Zero Gravity.
And yeah, I can float myself and pretty much anything I've touched...and then anything that thing has touched, kinda like a domino effect. It just got powered up, so I have to test the specifics.

There's actually a specific study based around quirks, but you've got it right mostly.
Sometimes a child will inherit one parent's quirk, sometimes they'll inherit both, and there's also those that combine together, like my friend's got ice and fire from his mama and papa.
And quirks usually manifest at about five years old, but sometimes they can appear at birth, though that's more rare these days.

Unless they got heteromorphism? I'm *pretty* sure that onsets at birth, since that alters a person's body type from the get-go.
saltsplash: (Sinner not Winner)

Arrival!

[personal profile] saltsplash 2024-03-23 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Reigen may now only be around Niffty's height, but he hears the salesman voice and grins up at the strange TV-headed man. Talk about the short end of the stick with post-death transformations! At least being an animal is still being a living, breathing creature.

His hands start moving as he replies - and Reigen affects just as strong a projecting showman voice as Vox.]


Me? The answer is simple - I may look different than in life, but I am none other than Reigen Arataka, the Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century!
supersaver: ((*ˊᗜˋ*))

[personal profile] supersaver 2024-03-23 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then they're off!! Ochako definitely starts a little more, erm...aggressively than she'd like to admit, but by the end of the song she's smiling and having fun. Her score isn't the best - her new bunny feet are a little difficult to get used to - but she doesn't really care, she's just glad to have those sweet sweet exercise endorphins clearing her bad mood.]

Heeeh...that was so much fun!! I really needed that.