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heckinmods ([personal profile] heckinmods) wrote in [community profile] heckinooc2024-03-17 09:47 am

TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]



B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]



C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]


D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]


OOC NOTES:
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-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
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[personal profile] twominutes 2024-04-30 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ once in the car, fizz just outright collapses against blitzø, awake enough still to groan quietly from the pain caused by the pressure against the wound but not much else.

he does try to think over the hospital question though, and manages to rasp out: ]


I o-only know where one is in Heaven.

[ he's passed it by a couple of times but never needed it.

but velvette says she's taking them to the tower and he's too tired to come up with any arguments, instead tucking underneath blitzø's chin as close as he can, which flattens his hat where horns are supposed to be against his head. ]


Whatever gets me cleaned up before Oz sees me like this.

[ what a strange priority to have. ]
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[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-04-30 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! Yeah, no.
You won't have to worry about that.

Ugh, I don't want to deal with wrath today.
Whatever, it's fine. I'll be there.

That's important.
Hold onto it.


[ not like he's speaking from experience here or anything. ANYWAY. ]

Hmmm, you're so right.
Alright, I feel better now!

See you soon.
applesolutely: (040)

[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-04-30 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wuh oh! time for some wild shit! ]

She what now?

[ see, there's this thing. this weird little head-tilt, this one eye and then the other frog blink while his eyes flicker red again, when they stay red this time, when the smell of brimstone rises and a pair of horns start to push out of his scalp and a spade tail lashes behind him—

—blink and you miss it, because he's immediately back to 'normal' (angelic normal) and grinning. ]


Well! I'll have to remember that for when I go home! Or until she arrives here. I'll take either one.

[ aaaanyway. back to chipper shit.

sort of. he's still got a lot of issues with being a disappointment as a father, and despite the fact that his expression remains Fine, it's clear it's eating at him. ]


I know. I've tried to instill a healthy sense of caution into her time and time again, but I don't think like she does and we butt heads about it whenever I bring it up. I'm still working on getting her to actually see that some people really are rotten all the way through and there's not anything there to redeem or trust or spend time on because it's just going to bite her in return.

[ looking at YOU, alastor. ]
applesolutely: (029)

[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-04-30 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I meant this one.

[ ah yes, the Morningstar ditziness... she did inherit some things from her father. ]

I gotta admit, the moving back and forth at will thing is really weird, haha! After eons of being told it's a one-way ticket, there's just an elevator in this version and you can do whatever you want!

[ oh no, he's turning into a heaven-hating freak again. the menty b this man is going to have is extremely imminent. he takes a deep breath. ]

... I'm glad you're making friends.
supersaver: (...wut)

1/3

[personal profile] supersaver 2024-04-30 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Asmodeus, Lord of Lust, King of the Ring.

...Right! Asmodeus is a Demon Lord, isn't he? Ochako doesn't practice that sort of religion, and she's not super into the occult, either, but you know who is? Tokoyami. Tokoyami has absolutely probably mentioned Asmodeus offhand during some movie nights or some-such.

Yes, yes, that Asmodeus. Haha...

Ha....]
supersaver: (...wut)

2/3

[personal profile] supersaver 2024-04-30 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[]
supersaver: (Do your best!)

3/3

[personal profile] supersaver 2024-04-30 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[MOVING RIGHT ALONG.

She clears her throat with a slightly higher-pitched laugh - because wow she sure does know a lower of powerful demons and devils now, haha what the fuck - Ochako does her double best to be polite. In all honesty, though, a lot of the so-called sinners and hellions she's met thus far have been utter delights, it's just a bit intimidating to meet, uh...a REALLY IMPORTANT ONE?? SUPPOSEDLY???]


I-I'm not sure... Maybe? I really don't think they have anything organized, or figured out, or that anyone is really pulling the strings, either. You'd think a place like Heaven or Hell would be way more structured and, um...y'know. [She taps the side of one hand into her palm. Rigid? Straight?? It's not a word she can find, but it sure as shit isn't what it is right now. But anyway, that's not important. What is is that she hears the name and claps her hands.]

YEAH! THAT'S IT!!! FIZZY-ROLL! [Nailed it.] He was so nice! It was quite a while ago that I met him, though he should be up top in Heaven somewhere. Is he a friend of yours, maybe?
deerlisteners: (every day is a wicked campaign)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-04-30 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so murder is ok as long as it's someone you personally don't like. Excellent standards, your majesty. Try not to worry your little head too much, though -- I've never killed anyone who didn't deserve it.

[at least a little bit. he has standards, Lucifer! He won't kill just ANY joe blow off the street]

That's all I've seen, at least. As far as Hells go, this one is... hm... PG-13? Yes, that seems accurate.
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[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-04-30 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, they're from Heaven, they probably deserve it! That said, I'm mostly ambivalent to that kind of thing these days, but, you know, Charlie and her ideals, I have to at least try for her sake.

[ strangely mildly, for the words he's saying. he does arch an eyebrow slightly at the claim though, crossing his arms over his chest. ]

One of those killers, huh? Got your own special little moral code that tells you who it's okay to kill? I'd ask but I'm not sure I want to know.

[ somehow it doesn't sound mocking, but it does sound like he's heard it countless times before. ]

PG-13 Hell? That's... A new one. As in the people aren't as bad or it's just the same thing but wildly censored so young teens can watch it without parental supervision?
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[personal profile] charmdefensive 2024-04-30 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we can only hope ♥
charmdefensive: (one way to start is regret)

[personal profile] charmdefensive 2024-04-30 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
So apathetic... You're really committing to the aloof image...
darkweb: (no need to be valuable)

[personal profile] darkweb 2024-04-30 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm sure you got as far as you did through hard work and talent, right? It's still impressive to hear about... Even if they don't let us out, maybe they'll restore you to some of your former glory once they realize who you are!
deerlisteners: (smile like you mean it)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-04-30 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard to maintain standards after centuries of hopeless depression, I assume. [oof, called out, Lucifer!! But he actually sounds a bit empathetic??? weird] Ha ha!!! I won't bore you, sir.

[he hums thoughtfully, nodding] A little of column A, a bit of column B. It just seems tamer. They're shocked by cannibalism! Shocked! When our Hell has an entire town devoted to it. Ha!
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[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-05-01 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ weird! he hates it. ] Centuries is being generous!

[ it's a joke. see. it's funny when you joke about it.

anyway, he gives alastor a look that's half aghast, half disbelieving. ]


They're shocked by cannibalism? Where... Where do they think cannibals go when they die? Alastor. Where do they think the cannibals go.
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Lucy Maclean | Fallout | MAJOR FALLOUT SHOW SPOILERS

[personal profile] fromthevault 2024-05-01 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Garden]

[It's uh, it's pretty jarring being told you're dead. Lucy always knew it was a possibility, but she didn't see or feel anything attack her. Her last memory being asleep while her two new companions were nearby.

Figures.

While she's got a lot on her mind right now, barely processing being dead now and what that means - she's looking over her new phone, confused by the device, and places it near her wrist.]


So... um, how does this attach to your arm?

[She moves it up and down her arm, trying to find some kind of magical way to connect it to her.]

[Hell level]

[As Lucy descends into Hell, her appearance has taken a noticeable shift. Patches of scaly skin, claws, a gray-ish tint to her skin... and some interesting horns. She says nothing on the way down, looking distant and... sad.]

I-I guess this is it, huh? This is what happens when you uh, throw acid in an innocent man's face. Or...

[Kill your mother.]

[She holds a hand up to her mouth for a moment, seemingly like she's trying to fight back tears.]
addickted: ([:|] fcking moth)

[personal profile] addickted 2024-05-01 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, that's the guy
he's all kinds of powerless here yaknow
so if you wanted to idk stomp him
i wouldn't stop ya

at least we can go back and forth, yeah?
it'd be a bummer if you guys were separated
the elevator music gets fuckin old tho
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[personal profile] helluvamess 2024-05-01 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
So long as we get there fast I don't give a fuck.

[His own wound can wait, it's nowhere near as severe as Fizz's. Despite how the other imp flinches, Blitzø doesn't let up on the pressure, well aware from years of fieldwork how hard he has to press to try and staunch bleeding, especially on as serious a wound as what Fizz has.]

Come on, Fizz. Don't go passing out on me or, or... You can't fucking die after you just told Mammon to go fuck himself like that. We haven't had the chance to make fun of how fucking stupid his face looked or anything. And I'm not gonna lose you again after we just got shit back together!

[He has no idea what the hell landmark they're aiming for and just shoots Velvette a desperate look.]

Can't this shitbox go any faster??
bloodyrose: (Don't know until you try)

[personal profile] bloodyrose 2024-05-02 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Am I?

[ He actually cracks a slight smile. ]

I just know that it's pointless to go about complaining or crying or anything else. It won't change the situation I've found myself in, so why get all overly emotional?
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[personal profile] nestingdevil 2024-05-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know that other Hell personally, only through word of mouth. And while what Zero says doesn't quite match what he's heard, there's similarities. Parallels that ride one another, only to go off in completely different directions.]

[The Sin lifts a glass and rolls his wrist, forcing a sound of ice to skitter into the receiver.]
Mn. Sounds like a rotten deal to me. [His voice is a bit lower as it chases his teeth like steam from a kettle.]

Yeah, people like that. They forget, don't they. [Oh, there's an edge to him now. A knife's tip, looking for a cut.] I am sorry, y'know. But that doesn't seem to be the case here if that's any consolation.
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[personal profile] charmdefensive 2024-05-02 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
What if you had something you were looking forward to? Like, gosh, I hope I get wings! I hope I get a tail!
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[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-05-02 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine! ...You might get some weird looks. But, you're still King of Hell! I mean... I've been telling people I'm Princess of Hell.

[She didn't think it was that awkward to claim that title anymore.]

Thanks! [She gives a nervous laugh. Charlie felt a little too old to be congratulated for making friends, but why say anything?] I'm sure you will, too?
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[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-05-02 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Charlie, people have no idea who I am here. I don't think there is a King of Hell in this place, but if there is it certainly isn't me.

[ but he doesn't seem... he doesn't seem put out by that. it does sound like something he doesn't want to think about too hard, but he can at least talk about it briefly, mention it offhand, play at fake outrage over it like he's some kind of soccer mom demanding to see someone's manager when HE'S supposed to be the manager. ]

... Haha, yeah, maybe!

[ that's not precisely what he meant: someone from hell making friends with angels is unheard of, and here charlie is, talking about it like it's the easiest thing in the world. and maybe, for charlie, it is. angels here he's not too worried about, but he keeps thinking back to the angel she said she befriended in real heaven.

despite everything he's said, he really, really hopes they don't hurt that poor girl like they hurt him. ]
Edited 2024-05-02 14:17 (UTC)
princess_of_hell: (What've we got!?)

[personal profile] princess_of_hell 2024-05-02 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You can tell them! "I'm Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell!" See? Simple!

They're still our people!
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[personal profile] applesolutely 2024-05-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting I make a non-hostile takeover of fake Hell?

[ but he's grinning. it's one of those big, real grins, the kind he used to wear when he was being adoring and teasing while being a little charmingly sharp around the edges. ]

We have sinners at home, Charlie.

[ said with the air of 'we have chicken nuggets at home.' ]
deerlisteners: (tell me do you demons bleed?)

[personal profile] deerlisteners 2024-05-03 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[why is he so shocked. why is this the thing that breaks him???? He stops walking and turns to give Lucifer a quizzical look]

I...? Don't know...? [ ]You have met the little worms in sheep's clothing, have you not? I'm not sure anything more significant than manslaughter even exists in the version of Earth this afterlife serves. [he waves a hand and goes back to walking] Besides, I was talking about demons eating other demons, nothing about living humans!