I'm not! I just... I feel like I always gave you shit and then 15 years happened and I never got to tell you a lot of shit I should have and now it feels like too much time has passed and there's shit unsaid and you're fucking amazing and deserve to be happy and I care about you and I just wanna say that and why am I fucking spilling my guts right now?!

[Satan's entire ass, someone shoot him right now.]