[ She just stares at the hat. Was that supposed to impress her? ]
Isn't it obvious? I came, I saw, and I conquered. If I'm stuck in this dumpster fire, I'm going to find a better place than this to hang out at. I have standards.
[ Which is exactly why she'll be stepping around him, blowing him a kiss before she grabs his hat and plops it on top of his head, tugging it down over his eyes. ]
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Isn't it obvious? I came, I saw, and I conquered. If I'm stuck in this dumpster fire, I'm going to find a better place than this to hang out at. I have standards.
[ Which is exactly why she'll be stepping around him, blowing him a kiss before she grabs his hat and plops it on top of his head, tugging it down over his eyes. ]
Enjoy your lap dance, big guy.