[ a low whistle. ]

Nah, Heaven is real for us, but in a way where we never see it, y'know? Being born in Hell is pretty permanent.

[ there's a pause when he hears the guy's... name? and he raises both eyebrows. he does, in fact, shake his hand, mostly because his own hand is made of metal so it's not like he can get germs or whatever. ]

BJ? Really? Is that the whole thing? Does an eggplant emoji go with it?