No, I don't want to fucking star in it! I wanna write it!

[Oh fuck yes, this is exactly what he's into. His eyes light up and he spreads his hands wide, already picturing the billboards and posters and adverts and...]

It's about a magical horse princess who runs away to go to a secret vampire assassin school and solves problems with friendship and a massive fucking gun and falls in love with like two or three other characters and they're all poly and--