[he turns to face them with a flourish. He isn't judging, of course -- the sorting around here honestly seems random. And a little octopus person isn't abnormal in the slightest to him. Their equipment is fairly modern... but Alastor can tell it's high quality]

Indeed! Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, darling, quite the pleasure! You've seen my ads, I take it. Are you interested in the art of broadcasting?