[ okay, now THIS is a conversation he is READY to have. ]

Talk about BIG, am I right? He's seriously got the biggest ████, just the BIGGEST ████, and he's like, you know, █████ █████ █████ and he █████, it's soooo awesome, ████ ████████ ██████! ████ ██████ just completely ███████ wild. Shoot me the ████ up into the ███████ rafters like a slinky, it's that great.

[ BUDDY. ]