[ Showbiz is indeed a slippery slope. He's been on both sides of the camera after all and he knows how these trends go. One minute the market's into bondage, the next they're into waterboarding. He's had to keep his finger on the pulse of what's hot and trending... at least in his filthy corner of the entertainment industry. ]

Relax, babe. As much as I'm sure people would pay mucho dinero to see those amazing tits, I know it's going to take more than a handshake and a big fat check to get you as one of my cam girls.

[ She's got his attention though, blind as he is. There's a hand idly placed on her thigh as he leans forward. Is it Valentino being Valentino or is it her own natural charm, who knows. But it's one of his lower hands since the upper ones are busy with his drink. ]

So since we're starting from scratch, I'm taking things in a slightly different direction so I can start pooling a new cast together. Talent management, chica. What do you think? Something a little closer to your day job.