[..........NO, SHE'S PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALSO VERY ILLEGAL UNTIL SHE'S AT LEAST EIGHTEEN.]

M-Maybe there's something else to drink? I'm sure there's some lemonade, or some iced tea or something. Maybe even a virgin drink for me, and you can order something more, um...adult.

[A sangria is fruity as shit, but it's still technically alcoholic.]