Yeah, that essentially the opening remark. 'This Greed is hot.' Which, fair! She wasn't wrong. Girl has her priorities in order.

[ he's grinning a little more easily now; it's easy enough to drop into conversation with a focus, as he takes another drag of the cigarette. ] But yeah, the 'other' Hell. I've seen a couple people from back home so far, each as deeply confused as the last!

[ and... look, he's a simple guy. if someone that doesn't even know mammon is going to shit talk him, fizz is ALL over it. ] Yeah, Mammon is... I used to look up to him, he was the best of the best, but you know what they say, get used and abused by a guy for a decade and the sheen dims a little! Now he's just some lazy ████ that profits off of hurting people. It's me, I'm people.

[ he bounces a bit on the balls of his feet, gathering himself together for the intro. ]

Normally I'd be really dramatic and fancy about this, but I'm in full cigarette mode right now so I'm going to spare you the literal clown show. My name's Fizzarolli. Hell's greatest clown ten years running, blah blah blah. I'm retired now!