Contrary to the popular belief among your crew that I'm an idiot, I can read a room. I was at Ozzie's; I saw the two of you together. If she was here, you horny little gremlins would be fucking under a table or something, not playing hide and seek with me. You couldn't keep your hands off of each other.

[ Well, she wasn't going to until he said something. Worse yet, when she leans down to look at him, her form returns to normal. Ta-ta, horse legs. ]

That sounds like a challenge, little guy. Should we see how long it takes for them to get here? I'll even give you a five second head start.