[ Beetlejuice tilts his head. He stares at her, tries to remember her features. It's like trying to remember if someone you went to school with was named Johnathan or Jornathan. ]

When you knew me...was an entire whopping fifteen minutes tops. You showed up. We had a little chat. Then the Maitlans arrived to ruin everything and you pushed me off the roof straight into Sandworm Land.