[ he had been thinking something more like jerry springer for valentino. he could cultivate the chaos and, if things get to be too much, interfere and take out his frustrations on those appearing. ] We could even do cross-overs, potentially. I'm not half bad in the kitchen. [ don't let him into the kitchen. ]

...clerical error? I think that sounds like some bullshit. What I want to know is where the original hell is... [ but the no booze in heaven makes him laugh. ] I'm sure we'll be seeing that booze hound pretty often then.

No coffee? An odd thing to ban in hell...