[ hmmmm. Interesting. very Interesting. he waves off the 'we all have all day' impatiently. ]

Nonsense! I have people to look for and some office lackey to put the fear of the devil into so I can get back home. I have responsibilities! A kid! Ducks! Sinners to ostensibly redeem! That last one's still in the workshopping stage.

[ he's an animated little guy, that's for sure, and a little... all over the place? ]

What can I say? I'm a guy that's all about knowledge. [ that sounds kind of like a private joke, but he's not sharing the meaning or origin. there's a little odd thing that happens: his eyes flick red, just for a moment, while he's doing a strange 'blink one eye and then the other eye separately' thing. ]

Alright, alright, I'll grant that that description is actually mostly a coven. Other than the worshipping part, which makes it a cult! I've never liked being worshipped, personally, but it's right there in the rules.

[ he pops another bite of pie into his mouth, shrugging. ]

I never saw the appeal of making deals, but I guess I never really needed a power boost from anyone so I just don't see the point.

Also, Mr. Candy Apple? Really? Come on, you can do better than that.