[ The weird ones are always the most entertaining. When you don't care much about food, sleep, or even breathing-- well, entertainment is really the highlight of his existence. So, bring it on little weirdo! ]

Ah, so we're both Important Entities, on our own levels. Maybe that's 'a thing'. A reason to be here. Not that there has to be one, beyond 'it's entertaining to someone more powerful then us.' [ Abby stop prodding the fourth wall I hate when you do that jesus. He certainly appreciates Luci's stated affinity for knowledge. One of the greatest sources of Growth and Destruction in all of Existence-- no wonder that eye flickers red like hellfire. ]

You don't like being worshipped? I guess that comes with being 'so powerful' already. The power feels amazing... so does the attention. Maybe you'd like it if you met my Witches...

[ He'll nom some pie, too. Hunger, amirite? How novel! ]

Making Deals is how I grant Wishes. It's how I impact Existence around me. There's no pleasure or pain like it... though, I will accept Drama as a quick and dirty substitute.

And oh, I can. That was just off the top of my head. Would you like me to try again?