Are forced outfits... Common, here? [ that seems like such a strange thing to focus on, doubly so to gloss over malicious chocolate bunnies. but it's such a weird thing to contemplate! are the changes magical? are there little guys running around forcing people to change their clothing at gunpoint? fascinating!

but of course, the conversation has to turn. ]

Mm. Well, they may not have learned their karmic lesson with the last Extermination, but they will soon enough if they persist! I'm not surprised the Heaven folk here are about as annoying. [ with a little of that danger back, masked by cheeriness. however, none of it is directed her way. what's a little murderous intention over angels being pricks between people that've barely met? ]

Helping people out does sound like my little girl... She is very determined! She wants to make everyone's lives better, but I just don't know where she gets the energy! Most people in Hell really suck too! [ aw, look at him, saying 'most' now instead of 'all.' how he's grown!

but then he squints deeply. it's not his business who charlie does or does not kiss, really, but as far as he's aware her thing with maggie—no, vaggie, get it right lucifer, you're the worst father in law ever—is monogamous like he and lilith... had been. are? well, would be, if she were still around.

anyway. charlie is a grown woman! she can take care of herself!

he really needs to work on his impulse control. ]

Weeell, she's quite the popular young lady! Also, I'll accept you're not a fighter, but if you ever hurt her heart, I'll kill you and no one will ever find the body!

[ still bright and cheery!!! he's being SO friendly. ]

Haha! Just kidding. But no, really. Behave around her.