[But no, seriously, how did she get up there without him noticing? Judging by her size, so it makes sense that she must not weigh much of anything, but usually Envy is better attuned to his surroundings. He'll have to pay better attention from now on if he wants to save his ass.
But... this is interesting, isn't it? She's some odd-eyed little thing with an apparent penchant for wanton violence! Really it could always be worse, she could instead be crying about him hUrTiNg InNoCeNt PeOpLe and sucking all the fun out of his afternoon. If he had to choose, he'd take the cheerfully creepy miniature cyclops any day.]
Oh, yeah?
[He slows the thrashing of his tail and sweeps it around to his front to get a better look at the little girl(????) clinging to his scaly behind. The imp scrambles in the sin's loosened grasp while he's distracted, eventually wriggling out of his claws and making a mad dash for safety.]
Huh- hey! Get back here! [Well, there he goes.]
[After making absolutely zero effort to chase after the imp, Envy heaves a dramatic sigh and slaps all four hands on his waist and hips as he turns sharply back to his petite passenger.] Dammit, Tiny. You let him get away!
[Envy don't gaslight the poor girl, you don't even know if she deserves it or not yet!]
"One-Eyed Angel" plays ominously in the distance
But... this is interesting, isn't it? She's some odd-eyed little thing with an apparent penchant for wanton violence! Really it could always be worse, she could instead be crying about him hUrTiNg InNoCeNt PeOpLe and sucking all the fun out of his afternoon. If he had to choose, he'd take the cheerfully creepy miniature cyclops any day.]
Oh, yeah?
[He slows the thrashing of his tail and sweeps it around to his front to get a better look at the little girl(????) clinging to his scaly behind. The imp scrambles in the sin's loosened grasp while he's distracted, eventually wriggling out of his claws and making a mad dash for safety.]
Huh- hey! Get back here! [Well, there he goes.]
[After making absolutely zero effort to chase after the imp, Envy heaves a dramatic sigh and slaps all four hands on his waist and hips as he turns sharply back to his petite passenger.] Dammit, Tiny. You let him get away!
[Envy don't gaslight the poor girl, you don't even know if she deserves it or not yet!]