Oh, it is. I can tell you that much. [He waves a hand in an ugh motion.] Regimented, paperwork up to the eyeballs... Nobody gets into either club without the right ID.
[He's vaguely aware something clicked in her head, but she seems okay. A little off kilter, but hey. He doesn't know her too well yet. Maybe she's heard about him? Maybe from a less than reputable source? Oh well. Just keep the charm on.]
[... Like that's hard.]
[(rimshot)]
So bargain-basement Hell it is. Heaven... sounds about the same, though. No offense.
[Oh boy. You ready for the high-pitched noise here? Because he gasps, dramatically, clasping his hands together.]
Isn't he fantastic? The funniest, most talented imp I have ever met... my Fizzie... [A hand to his chest.] He's more than just a friend. He's the best thing that ever happened to me.
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[He's vaguely aware something clicked in her head, but she seems okay. A little off kilter, but hey. He doesn't know her too well yet. Maybe she's heard about him? Maybe from a less than reputable source? Oh well. Just keep the charm on.]
[... Like that's hard.]
[(rimshot)]
So bargain-basement Hell it is. Heaven... sounds about the same, though. No offense.
[Oh boy. You ready for the high-pitched noise here? Because he gasps, dramatically, clasping his hands together.]
Isn't he fantastic? The funniest, most talented imp I have ever met... my Fizzie... [A hand to his chest.] He's more than just a friend. He's the best thing that ever happened to me.