[ lucifer’s current hyperfixation is rubber ducks, which may be a little ridiculous but it fills the time and also he always has presents ready if someone drops around at random.
spoilers: no one drops around at random. he has an endless supply of ducks back home.
anyway!
he squints a little more at the commentary, then sighs and leans back. carefully keeping his limbs out of reach. not that this guy doesn’t probably have extendo-arms or some shit, but he can just temporarily poof out of existence if that happens. ]
Of course they are. That’s a universal constant. That doesn’t mean I have to like it. [ he grabs another piece of pie, taking a large bite before continuing. ] Maybe they just didn’t get enough affection as a child.
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[ lucifer’s current hyperfixation is rubber ducks, which may be a little ridiculous but it fills the time and also he always has presents ready if someone drops around at random.
spoilers: no one drops around at random. he has an endless supply of ducks back home.
anyway!
he squints a little more at the commentary, then sighs and leans back. carefully keeping his limbs out of reach. not that this guy doesn’t probably have extendo-arms or some shit, but he can just temporarily poof out of existence if that happens. ]
Of course they are. That’s a universal constant. That doesn’t mean I have to like it. [ he grabs another piece of pie, taking a large bite before continuing. ] Maybe they just didn’t get enough affection as a child.