heckinooc | TDM 001!!

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A) MAY I OFFER U PIE IN THIS TRYING TIME(GARDEN LEVEL)
[OOPS YOU DIED. WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. If you're new here, have a sheep cherub or imp slap a "HI MY NAME IS--" sticker on you, and frantically explain "DON'T WORRY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT, WE'LL HAVE YOU OUT HERE....AT...SOME POINT..." Wack. Also, you may noticed that your body may or may not have changed. What's up with that??? Who cares, at least you have as spiffy new cell phone! You're also told you're free to take the elevators up to Heaven or down to Hell. Good luck!

In the mean time--join the garden party that's going on! Or at least, it seems like a party?? Except all they are serving is pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. The classics. For you more Carnivorous types, there's stuff like mince pie, and...the name is smudged, but maybe don't eat that one unless you're a cannibal.

But along with a variety of normal pies, if you accidentally eat a weird pie, your character might experience the following:
Vinegar Pie - It's tasty but suddenly you're compelled to blurt out an Insult or ruthlessly tease the next person you see.
"Sweet" Potato - If you're a normally grumpy or aggro character, this pie will suddenly make you want to be more affectionate! This can be anything from wanting to hold hands or saying genuine nice things.
Humble Pie - Suddenly you feel complimenting or praising others and might downplay your own achievements, or insult yourself.

You can probably shake off the effects, but hey. Free pie!! ]

B) LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE (HELL LEVEL)
[TIME TO EXPLORE. Today in the Hell Level, the Hotel (Ho-hell? Helll-tel? Okay just Hotel) it's time for spring cleaning! Wait, didn't they just have that? An Imp says yes, but this is a different type of cleaning. Time to TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!

Which is to say, out of no where you might receive a PUNCH in the face by a local, or an imp! If the latter it's like being bapped by a sick little lamb. Still, even if a local punches you, you suddenly heal immediately? That's right, TODAY ONLY, this is a 'get into a scrap injury free' spring holiday, and you can rough house as much as you want with each other today in the Hotel, and NO DAMAGE will remain! Ever wanted to get cut in half and suddenly stitch back together? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

If you're not into PG rated guro however, why don't you try exploring:
-The clubs! The nightlife in hell is FANTASTIC and genuinely fun!
-Games! Along with casinos galore, there are also normal arcades! Any game you can imagine, it exists.
-Or explore parts of Hell's Hotel that don't involve getting into a dogpile! ]

C) MARCH COMES IN LIKE....(HEAVEN LEVEL)
[TODAY IN HEAVEN THOUGH, there are advertisements for the ZOO!! A zoo in heaven?? Fuck yea!! But when you get there you see nothing but...........lions. And lambs. Just, everywhere. They aren't fighting though, but being super cute and soft and have tiny wings. You can pet them and pick them up--well the lambs at least. The lion might crush you. But you're dead anyway so give it a shot champ!!

Local angels explain that every 'spring' the zoo does this, and it's a sign of good fortune! You might wonder why you need good fortune in Heaven, but fuck it, when it Rome!! If you stick around long enough the zoo will change back to 'normal' and you can find other animals to gawk at.

If zoos aren't your thing though, check out heaven's:
-BEACH!! How is there an ocean and sandy white beach in the sky! Who cares, it's heaven! Beach episode time!
-Coffee shops! There are no coffee shops in hell! LIVE YOUR COFFEE AU DREAMS.
-Or just explore the Heavenly hotel in general!]

D) WILDCARD
[DO WHATEVER ELSE or send text messages on your phone!! ]

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Hi, My Name Is

[ -Tiffa. Only, she's kind of glossed over the 'you died' part because she's sprouted additional body parts, and is turning and craning her neck to try and get a better look at herself.

Four narrow, feathered wings form a clear 'X' behind her, a lion tail creeps out from beneath her skirt, and her head is wreathed with a halo - it appears to be burning, with a flame like moonlight. ]

...this is... how strange...

Late Pie Day

[ The food is for all of them. That is, she doesn't need to follow any particular etiquette. Tiffa watched carefully to make sure she's not stepping on any toes before acquiring a slice of pie for herself.

Score. Sweet potato sounds nice - and it is. Should the dead be able to hunger? She found herself moderately hungry regardless, and put it away a bit quickly...

While Tiffa didn't tend to come across as grumpy, exactly, she tended to be very particular about her was allowed to touch her - so finding herself reaching for a nearby stranger's hand without thinking about it is confusing. ]

Lion Not Lyin'

You're so kind...

[ Being friendly with animals was a lot more comfortable.

Of course, Tiffa knew not to cuddle a predator, but once she was convinced that she wouldn't be devoured she ended up happily clinging to one of the strangely friendly lions. ]

It's a shame... that this is only for now.

Eh, being dead's not so weird. I have a friend who dies and comes back all the time. I'm taking this like a vacation. Now this?

[Bulma gestures to her own new form-- blue-and-black horns, little bat wings, and a pointed little devil tail to boot.]

That's weird.

...that's normal... for you?

[ Tiffa thinks very seriously about this for a moment.

That definitely isn't how her reality works. Right? So what is this reality? ]

I do agree that the changes are very strange though.

Ah, we seem to contrast, though.

For me, yeah, but weird stuff happens to me all the time. Not very glamorous...

[Bulma gives Tifffa a once-over, not sure what to make of her appearance.]

"Contrast", huh?

How strange. I do believe you, of course.

[ It's also reassuring. Tiffa won't accept staying dead this soon.

She points to her halo, in response to that other statement - then to Bulma's horns. ]

An angel... and a demon?

[It takes Bulma a second to register before she laughs. It's not a cute or ladylike laugh. A nasty snort, more like.]

Miss goody-two-shoes back home, huh? I think I'm something of an angel myself but I think these are way cuter than feathers. No offense.

[She gestures to the tiny little bat wings peeking out of her back, an exposed stretch of blue skin.]

Wouldn't have chosen it myself but at least I blend in.

[ Tiffa flushes slightly at the tease. ]

I... suppose one could call me well-behaved.

[ Although it hides quite an ironclad will. ]

It does suit you well. ...you're very cute, Miss Bulma.

[Bulma gestures with her finger to Tiffa's angel wings, twirling it around for emphasis.]

Well it looks like it paid off.

[She stops pretty suddenly at that, flushing a little at the praise. Flattery will get you everywhere. Bulma presses one hand to her cheeks and waives it off with her other hand, a caricature of modesty.]

Oh, you flatter me-- really! The blue is different but it definitely suits me, you're right, you're right! Different can be good after all!

[ Aha. She's the type who gets all puffed up over flattery - Tiffa's met a wide variety of people that she's had to navigate, after all. ]

What colors are you used to? I imagine lots of other colors look good on you.

Haha weeell I am pretty fashionable, so I pull off a variety. It's the new coloration [She shows off the teal blue skin of her arm.] that takes some getting used to.

Guess not for angels, though. You're like a doll!

I see. ...it's pretty, though, so I am sure you'll adapt.

[ She nods. Things that make people different are exciting, so she's not too worried about all the strange new sights. ]

Of course I... have a will of my own, unlike a doll.

[ You may have hit on something personal. ]

[She blinks a couple times, a rare moment of quiet contemplation. She doesn't know what she said but can feel a shift. Maybe compliments are just hard for her. Visibly she simmers down, like someone who was talking on the tips of their toes and is now standing flat on the ground.]

Yeah... If you didn't, you probably wouldn't be in Heaven, right? Good choices and all?

[Operative word "choices"!]

[ It's a normal compliment, Tiffa knows. Maybe she shouldn't react. It's hard to know how people are supposed to react, sometimes.

Just... she's been treated like an object for so much of her life... ]

I must have done well... yes.

[ She has, in fact, been allowed to make more than one choice in her life, mostly recently. ]

[Bulma perks back up at that, feeling like she's done something of a good deed. And in Hell no less!]

See? That's all willpower! Doing well for yourself!

[She crosses her arms, back to looking a bit haughty all of a sudden-- at the powers that be. Selflessness who?]

Now I don't know who pulls the strings around here but I've made plenty of good, smart choices! I'm totally pure of heart!

I have made some poor choices. I wonder what sort of math they use...

[ No one could send Tiffa to hell though lbr. ]

TDM 001!!

Tiffa Adill | After War Gundam X | OTA

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