Elevator Blues [ Whenever you get tired of wading through the water in the gardens, there's a pleasant elevator to wherever your assigned hotel is.
Inside this elevator, you might find a green skinned octopus person with blue tipped tentacles loitering inside. They look up when they hear you approach and nod. ]
Which way you going, up or down?
Heaven [ What's that? We have singing fish up here?
Whelp, may as well work with it. Acht put together a modest DJ setup outside the hotel. Nothing fancy. Just some speakers, a controller, and their laptop is all they need to put a soundtrack to whatever the fish are singing about. Hope the free concert makes up for whatever embarrassing lyrics these fish are spitting at you. ]
Ah, Hell. [ So far this month, the only things standing between Acht and their day job were murky waters and deadly predators.
Now there are whirlpools sucking things in.
Acht stares blankly at a shark being sucked into a whirlpool and groans. ]
Perfect... [ Should they just call in today? They know how the boss feels about unprotected digital equipment, so they can't just work from home... Screw it, they're turning to the nearest person for advice. ]
Hey, quick question. Is there another way to get to the radio station or am I just gonna have to swim through everything? [ Everything being the danger waters they're lazily gesturing at. ]
Acht | Splatoon | Heaven-Bound (oldbie)
[ Whenever you get tired of wading through the water in the gardens, there's a pleasant elevator to wherever your assigned hotel is.
Inside this elevator, you might find a green skinned octopus person with blue tipped tentacles loitering inside. They look up when they hear you approach and nod. ]
Which way you going, up or down?
Heaven
[ What's that? We have singing fish up here?
Whelp, may as well work with it. Acht put together a modest DJ setup outside the hotel. Nothing fancy. Just some speakers, a controller, and their laptop is all they need to put a soundtrack to whatever the fish are singing about. Hope the free concert makes up for whatever embarrassing lyrics these fish are spitting at you. ]
Ah, Hell.
[ So far this month, the only things standing between Acht and their day job were murky waters and deadly predators.
Now there are whirlpools sucking things in.
Acht stares blankly at a shark being sucked into a whirlpool and groans. ]
Perfect... [ Should they just call in today? They know how the boss feels about unprotected digital equipment, so they can't just work from home... Screw it, they're turning to the nearest person for advice. ]
Hey, quick question. Is there another way to get to the radio station or am I just gonna have to swim through everything? [ Everything being the danger waters they're lazily gesturing at. ]