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TDM 002 / MERMAY EVENT
A: Garden Level - CLEAN UP CREW
[WHUH OH YOU'VE DIED AND ENDED UP IN THE GARDEN OF GOOD AND EVIL. A usually beautiful sight--this time it seems the water from heaven is spilling over! Watch your step or you might get a stream of ocean water cascading atop your head like a prop bucket.
The imps and cherubs are hard at work with a water pump tho!! They've got this, really. "Don't mind us, we're just--doing paperwork! Yep!! THAT'S ALL IT IS."
Reassuring. More alarming, you may have noticed that you've changed. Depending on your alignment, you may have more heavenly or hellish traits.............or just for May, you may have AQUATIC traits. That's not worrying!!
Well as some oldbies get teleported to the garden as well, maybe you can ask them some questions!!]
B: HECK-LING TIMES
[Now if you take the elevator down to Hell's Hotel, it's water free! However you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by some imps who try to jab you with a shiv. Standard hell greeting!! Maybe someone intervenes or maybe you can like, just punch them. The sheep imps ain't shit. The rest of the hotel is surprisingly nice though, and if you have a room assignment there, you'll find it honestly pretty accommodating.
BUT OUTSIDE? Oh buddy is it still flooded!! Some imps are working hard to pump the water out, but it has the added effect of creating whirlpools. Get sucked into one and not only will you be tossed and turned like laundry, but there's a chance a MEMORY will be tossed right out of you! This could be anything from forgetting your name, your bestie's face, where you live, whatever! Don't worry, the effect will wear off in a few hours, or until someone finds the memory and gives it back to you (in the form of floating seashells that will float near the whirlpools!)]
C: HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Take the elevator up, and you step in the luxurious Heavenly Hotel! And you may be IMMEDIATELY assaulted by sheep cherubs spritzing you with perfumes or colognes or dolling up your hair. They're here to serve!! Once you get rid of those pests though, feel free to explore the ludicrously divine amenities of the hotel.
OUTSIDE isn't nearly as flooded as Hell, though the local ocean has still expanded greatly, but instead there's a different problem...........there are crabs. And seagulls. And fish?? Singing. They're singing SO much.
You may find a chorus of sea critters at any point in Heaven abruptly bursting into a kiss-the-girl style musical, accidentally revealing a crush you might have, or a silly secret. Better hope passing angels and other residents aren't listening too hard! Of course you can just punt the annoying creatures away. Or eat them. That's an option too, sure. ]
OOC NOTES:
-All effects are optional and last as long as it's fun for you to play with them!
-TDM characters can have mermaid forms or not, up to you!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open in June! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!
Pyrrha Nikos | RWBY | OTA (Heaven-Bound)
[Waking up was slow at first. Groggy and confused. Then all at once the memories of her death flashed in her mind and she gasped as she raised herself to her feet. She was in a... garden? Or was it a swamp with all this water?
The armored woman would be looking pretty damned confused. She hadn't even noticed the six wings or halo yet.]
HEAVENLY
[After getting the rundown, and honestly probably having a cry about it, Pyrrha decided to check what her accommodations were like and what this "Heaven" was like in general. To say it gave her emotional whiplash was putting it lightly.
Going from accepting her death to having odd... sheep? Attending to her. Thankfully, she avoided the sing-along for now. People would be able to see the new heaven-bound exploring the hotel.]
HECK-LING TIMES
[Her final trip would be exploring this "Hell". Remnant had stories of such places, but she wouldn't feel right only seeing one side of this place. How people would know she was there would be because those imps harassing people would be screaming and running away as shivs were launched in their direction, and seemed to follow them around corners in their trajectory.
The imps probably shouldn't have messed with the girl that can control metal.]
Heaven!
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Whoop - 'scuse me! Sorry!
[Just gonna weave around Pyrrha - before she comes to a halt and offers up the plate.]
Oh. Would you like one?
Heck
Whoa!
[A beat.]
I mean... [He clears his throat and goes into a deep toned more "kingly" tone.] Impressive, to make them scatter so! [Not... really, but he doesn't want to make it seem like hell is weak and pathetic, okay okay.]
Is this an innate ability or a skill honed from years of practice? [Or both is a good answer.]
Kokichi Oma | DRV3 | Hell raised OTA
Here be spoilers.
[ It didn't take long for Kokichi to figure out where he was. No one could have woken up after going through... That. Plus, he can clearly see his skin gained the colors of an inverted Monokuma whenever he saw his hands, and his spaded tail swishing about is a clear indication of where he's headed...
Or it would be if the imps hadn't informed him he isn't supposed to be here. ]
WHAT?! What do you mean I don't belong here?! I'm dead!
[ The imp he's yelling at just shrugs and tells him something about sorting paperwork as they go back to pumping out water. ]
Hey! Don't just brush me off! There is literally no way I could just go back to living! What am I supposed to do, possess whatever's left of my dead body?!
... Hey! Stop ignoring me!
[ The imps continue to ignore him and move on, leaving a frustrated Kokichi alone and confused. ]
... Hmph. [ He perches on the nearest bench, drawing his knees to his chest as his new tail curls around his legs. ] Stupid sheep... I'd better be reincarnated somewhere interesting when this is over...
Garden B:Clean Up
[ Some time after making a scene, Kokichi has seen his reflection in the floodwaters. You might see him peering at the water from the bench he's perched on, pawing a little at the markings on his face, before he notices someone approach. When he looks up... ]
Hey, did you know the water here is magic? I just found out!
[ The water is not magic, he is bullshitting to look less spooked and mess with people. ]
Hell Hotel
[ ... Yeah, he ain't going in the flooded whirlpool streets. Instead, he will go pester the hotel staff. ]
So... This is Hell, huh? Then where's all the torture and despair?
[ He is promptly directed to one of the hotel's luxury torture chambers. Nobody's shoving him in, but they are telling him how much it'll cost to rent it per hour. ]
Hold up. I'm not being punished for my sins? Then what's the point of being damned?
[ Someone please explain the logic behind this Hell before he asks the imps 20 questions. ]
Heaven
[ Is it your birthday today? No? Too bad, Kokichi figured out he can just waltz into Heaven and convince some of the singing sea creatures you deserve a birthday song.
So when you least expect it, you will get accosted by a chorus of sea life belting:
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
FROM ALL OF US TO YOU!
WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY
SO WE CAN PARTY TOO!
Kokichi is snickering in the background. ] Wow! Who woulda guessed it was your birthday? Nee hee hee!
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[ This is news to the angel boy Kokichi's approached, whose guileless face belies that he's instantly believing this story.
So is the larva in his arms, who tries to pat his boy with a fin that used to be a stubby bug leg. Magic....that sounds scary....!! ]
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Heaven
--my birthday was weeks ago, what the hell! Who set this up?
1/???
2/???
3/??? This thread is heading into DRV3 spoiler territory, heads up.
4/4
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Garden B:Clean Up
...Yeah, if you stay in it too long, it magically kills you.
[Husk has been here for a while.]
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Ken Ichijouji (& Wormmon) | Digimon Adventure 02 | Heaven-Bound
Ken-chaaan!
[ Those imps are diligent, all right! And some of them have found what looks like a vacuum cleaner...for water....to try and suck up the excess Wet sloshing about everyone's ankles.
Except they've also caught a bug. That is part fish, now. Yes, this little green larva has tiny useless fins where he used to have tiny useless legs. And he's paddling them as fast (and as fruitlessly, orz) as he can in an attempt to beat this current, lest he be vacuumed away!
Chasing him: a boy with multiple pairs of downy angel wings and a funny-shaped halo. ]
Wormmon! Hold o--
[ One of those torrents of water pours down right where the kid was, smacking him into the water with a splash. ]
Uff!
[ Hell ]
[ A (winged) boy and a (fishy) bug are sitting on the streets of Hell, sopping wet. They're both staring at each other, a whirlpool moving past, various seashells floating around them.
Blankly, they ask each other: ]
Who -
- are you?
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Ken-chan! Waaait!
[ As the bug tries to propel himself forward via belly-flops, the boy is moving as fast as he can away from the heavenly chorus. ]
We see inside your sacred soul
As clearly as a pool
That cringe costume you used to wear
You still think's kind of cool.....~
[ His eyebrows are twitching. His cheeks are bright red. He's also not watching where he's going.
Collision with someone else - imminent!! ]
Heaven
and his ears twitch trying to make sense of whatever those lyrics were and also....the giant...worm puppy thing??]
Woah, careful there! Is that sea slug leading a chorus for ya?
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i wanted to do heaven but u have so many heavens so GARDEN IT IS. also ryou will be a goat again
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Acht | Splatoon | Heaven-Bound (oldbie)
[ Whenever you get tired of wading through the water in the gardens, there's a pleasant elevator to wherever your assigned hotel is.
Inside this elevator, you might find a green skinned octopus person with blue tipped tentacles loitering inside. They look up when they hear you approach and nod. ]
Which way you going, up or down?
Heaven
[ What's that? We have singing fish up here?
Whelp, may as well work with it. Acht put together a modest DJ setup outside the hotel. Nothing fancy. Just some speakers, a controller, and their laptop is all they need to put a soundtrack to whatever the fish are singing about. Hope the free concert makes up for whatever embarrassing lyrics these fish are spitting at you. ]
Ah, Hell.
[ So far this month, the only things standing between Acht and their day job were murky waters and deadly predators.
Now there are whirlpools sucking things in.
Acht stares blankly at a shark being sucked into a whirlpool and groans. ]
Perfect... [ Should they just call in today? They know how the boss feels about unprotected digital equipment, so they can't just work from home... Screw it, they're turning to the nearest person for advice. ]
Hey, quick question. Is there another way to get to the radio station or am I just gonna have to swim through everything? [ Everything being the danger waters they're lazily gesturing at. ]
Elevator blues and reds
[But there's a major obstacle to overcome first.]
[Not the being dead thing, he halfway doesn't care.]
[It's the elevator.]
[He stares at it, and then the girl, not particularly fazed by the relative oddity of that either.]
[Elevators though...]
Are there stairs?
[It's good exercise right?]
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Hanna Cross | Hinabn | Hell-raised OTA
Hanna can't help but feel a little cheated about something as he wanders around the garden. He figured if you didn't believe in any of the usual gods, maybe when you died they'd just leave you alone, but it was kind of rude to just throw him in hell and then claim its because of a fucking clerical error. Paperwork his ass, there was no way this was a mistake. Just some underhanded joke that was going to make him asking a lot of questions later. He didn't feel like doing the emotional labor now though, especially when faced with the fact that he didn't even look the same, and that was kind of on the forefront of his mind as he examined his face and form in the reflection of a fancy fountain.
For one, his eyes were still blue, but the whites of his eyes had kind of become the blacks and he wasn't even sure how that worked. That was the most minor of changes in his opinion though as he stared down, the red horns would have blended into his hair if they had been smaller, large weird things that looked similar in shape to an Ibex but at least not so obnoxiously large. Between those and the ox ears that flopped down on either side of his face, again almost close enough in color to blend in with his hair, he wasn't sure how his glasses were staying on but he wouldn't question it if he knew anything about stuff that didn't make any sense. They tended to stop working if you poked at the nonsense too much and he kind of liked to see shit.
The last change, potentially the most surprising was the oddly whip thin tail that started at the base of his spine, long thing that it was just twisting and flipping all over the place, ending in a precise looking brush nib. red bleeding into black at the very tip, he grabs the end of it, still working at getting it to do what he wanted without thinking to much and ran his fingers along the soft hairs of the tip, something much like ink coming away onto his fingers. "Huh."
[Holla at me if you want something else, im up for anything]
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If he were to turn and find its source, Hanna would behold a wide, wild-haired creature that could only be called: a demon. Long bull horns extend from either side of the man's head and point upward sharply at the ends. His blonde hair falls in a teased mullet over his broad shoulders which have escaped from the black t-shirt he wears. Long claws curl from the tips of his calloused fingers and fangs hang over his bottom lip, perfect for punching open beer cans and necks. A huge scaled tail drags behind him, its dorsal side decorated with a choppy crest and its tip finished in a row of tall spikes. Heavy hairy hooves hold the man up and paw at the soft grass of the Garden as he stares impatiantly at Hanna.
He looks like an olden god of highway truckers.
However this horned stranger is not leering down at Hanna for being in the way or even stoicly staring out into the distance. He is looking at the red-head with a beseeching expression as a thin trail of snot trickles from his nose. He sucks in a breath and asks,
"D-d'you know where the bathroom is?"
He doesn't need to go, he just needs somewhere quiet and isolated to cry in. And maybe throw up.
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Dee Reynolds | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | Heaven-Bound
[Dee stirs gently, a low groan sounding from her throat as her eyes slowly flutter open. Her head feels heavy, her thoughts a nonsensical, incoherent tangle, and her vision is blurry as fuck. She doesn't know what the hell she did last night, but it must have been a really good evening for her to feel this shitty. She lifts her head up, strands of blonde hair clinging to her face, and quickly registers that she's sitting in water. Sitting... in a big-ass pool of water. Her clothes are soaked, her legs are submerged, her back feels... weirdly heavy?
Her clothes are soaked.]
Ugh! Goddamnit! [She whines, raising both hands to stare at the water dripping from her fingers like it's the most disgusting thing she's ever touched in her life.] What the... hell did I drink last night?
[She hasn't noticed the bright, yellow halo hovering over her head yet, and the extra weight on her back comes from four equally bright, yellow wings.]
B. HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[Oh, yeah. Heaven is where Deandra Reynolds is meant to be. Maybe she made some bad choices in her life, but she's not a bad person, right? She's probably more deserving of Heaven than those bitter old ladies who sit and scroll Facebook all day, eating up conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory. Almost everyone's more deserving than those jerks, right??
Right?
She lets the cherubs spritz her with fancy perfume, lets them touch her hair.]
I mean, the... sea creatures are a bit much, but I am loving this so far. Where are the guys who do neck massages? [She asks, posing her question to no one in particular. And then:]
I bet those donkey dicks down in Hell are so goddamn jealous. Someone please tell me Dennis is down there eating imp cocks for breakfast right now.
[She adds with a smirk, not even trying to hide her feelings of smug superiority.]
Heaven
[ This is asked by some teenager who very much looks he should be in Hell. But here he is, strolling right outta the elevator into Heaven and dodging a cherub with a perfume bottle. ]
Hey, you know what this Dennis guy looks like? Because I might have heard someone say that name a few minutes ago.
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A. Clean Up Crew
LMAO I LOVE HIM
<3333
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sing-a-longs
<3!
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CW: mild cannibalism mention
cw: cannibalism all the way down
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Lucy Maclean | Fallout | Heaven-bound, Fallout show spoilers
No, you don't understand - I was traveling with a Ghoul and a dog trying to find my father. I can't be here!
[As Lucy tries to explain her situation, mostly to the un-listening ears of anyone nearby, a near bucket's worth of water dumps on her from above. She takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself as someone goes "sorry about that!"]
Can you at least tell me why I have these? [She motions to the axolotl-like gills near her neck.]
[Heaven!! cw: incest mention]
[As soon as Lucy gets off the elevator to Heaven, she's immediately assaulted by perfumes. She coughs and looks distressed for a moment.]
No, no that's not - actually that smells really nice, thank you. Are those... animals singing?
[She listens for a while, not interrupting... but after a while it seems they're singing about her. And maybe... some of the untoward things she's done with her cousin...]
Um... how long do they go on for?
Heaven!!
Dee places her hands on her hips, side-glances at the girl, then stares at the sea critters singing about... Huh. Okay. She's... heard worse.]
'Til you strangle 'em.
[Dee says dryly, raising both eyebrows.]
You wanna do it, or shall I?
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cw: casual mention of immolation
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Heaven CW: Spoilers, more incest mention...
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slightly more spoilers, but this is Kokichi so they will be obscured by outright lies.
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Maurice Hutch | Original Character | OTA (Hell-Raised)
CLEAN UP CREW
[ The last thing Maurice remembers is storming off into the Texas desert with a terrible Everclear concoction in one hand and a chip on his shoulder. He'd also been very much a member of the living dead. Now? Now he's not sure what's going on.]
[He's sitting on one of the big pretty rocks decorating the Garden with his huge scaly tail pulled around him and his head on his knees. He claws at his mullet as he wallows. He's dead! He really did it this time! And not only that, he's very clearly some kind of hell monster so he knows where he's headed after whatever mistake the little sheep were chattering about is sorted out. He knows it! Of course he's going to Hell! He's a monster! And also a vampire! That's bad too!]
[He holds onto his new horns as he curls into the smallest ball he can manage. Maybe this was a weird desert dream. Maybe it will all go away...]
HOTEL (HELL)
Uh, excuse me...
[A husky horned fellow calls to you from several feet away. He's got his tail wound around his legs to take up less space. He's not nearly bold enough to tap you on the shoulder. He hesitates before asking his question.]
Do you know where they torture people? I think I'm late...
WHIRLPOOLS (HELL)
[ Now that Maurice has been informed that he is not, in fact, bound for the lake of fire, he isn't sure what to do with himself. Taking to the streets of Hell, the newly made demon rubbernecks at all the establishments. Bars. Casinos. Strip clubs. Loan Offices. Yeah, this was Hell alright... He's got a place to call his own with no rent and no power bill. He's not a blood-sucking vampire anymore. He should be jumping for joy, but he doesn't feel like jumping. He just feels kind of numb.]
[He needs a drink. Maurice reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet. His old driver's license remains but what little cash he had is long gone. Can't take it with you, he guesses.]
[He doesn't have long to dwell on his financial situation because he is suddenly swept up by a stray wave and sucked into a whirlpool.]
AAUUGUGGHHHHh!!
Hell-hotel
[Not that Nobunaga knows either way! He's been here three whole minutes, but as always, thinks he owns the place. Death didn't change that, and everyone looking more like demons ("FINALLY!" he says) doesn't faze him either. But then the man who calls himself "demon king" has to at least run with it, right?]
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Clean Up
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hell hotel.
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Hotel (Hell)
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Megumin | Konasuba | OTA (Hell-Raised)
I'M GONNA HUUUUURL!
[Megumin had the misfortune of getting sucked into a whirlpool after stepping outside. What the hell was going on here!? She hadn't been this motion sick since Yunyun rolled her down the street!
And just like that, POP goes her memory of Yunyun. It spins around and around with her, but while Megumin eventually gets shot out of the whirlpool onto thr shore and just lays there for a while, her memory seems to have floated away. Who is she forgetting? Ehhh... if she can't remember it must not be important.]
No... more... spinning please.
Heavenly Sing-A-Longs
OHHHHHH! You don't need to eat us, there's plenty of food to be had! You say you're a demon, but I don't think you're so bad! So stop trying to create that cooking fire, we can all be your friend! You don't need to feel sad your life came to an end!
[Megumin is pointedly ignoring the crab's song as she has it tied up with her cape, and she's trying to use the driftwood she collected for a fire as the song was suggesting.]
Would you shut up!? The reason I'm cooking you is because you're so damn annoying, and crab meat is delicious! Since this is heaven, I probably don't have to, but you brought it on yourself with all the singing!
[Several more crabs scuttle up to join in a crab chorus much to Megumin's dismay.]
Ohhhhh! When you're feeling down, just remember my friend! This musical melody will never really end! Come rain or sunshine, or even if we're apart! The melody will keep playing in the depths of your heart.
[Megumin groaned and buried her face in her hands.]
Are you sure this isn't hell?
Heaven
Do you really want to be the demon king?
Isn't it better to be free to dance and sing?
Royalty's not all it's cracked up to be
It's no fun down in hell you see
Here we've got food and candy
Heaven life is really quite dandy!
So forget the horns and sins
Purify your soul, come on give in!
[On the one hand, Nobunaga wanted to nope out immediately, on the other hand, he is too proud and stubborn to let them think they've won.]
CW animal cruelty
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Heck-ling times!
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Heavenly Tirade
KAZUMA!!! ♥️
♥️
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Oda Nobunaga | Ikemen Sengoku + Sail CRAU || OTA!
[Nobunaga is basically pleased by the horns and bat wings and being dressed in a black suit and tie and red shirt. It's like the inside finally matches the outside and not just in the red eyes.]
[At being greeted with stabbings with shivs from sheep imps? Nobunaga throws his head back and laughs richly.] Ahhh! It's good to be home!
[This is not a sane reaction, but it his first reaction. Then again, given the constant assassination attempts, he kind of DOES consider it a welcome home...]
[It doesn't take him long to confiscate and steal a few of the shivs, cheerfully tucking them away into a million places on his person.] Good of you to reinforce my weapons collection, but you have a long long way to go before you can ever get one over on one such as myself!
[And then, because they're sheep, and there are no sheep in hell, erm, his previous hell????? He just starts petting them all and tickling their tummies. So evil!!! Bully the imps!]
You should look into a better shampoo. Though I wonder about the sheering--
[And then he spots someone watching him.]
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[Um. What can he say? He should stop tickling demons. And just drops them.]
[And clears his throat.]
I am teaching the minions better stabbing techniques. [Totally.]
Forgetful Whorls:
[The worst part about forgetting something, is forgetting that you're even forgetting something.]
[It's his guns and how to use them. This is the crux of his identity and while it doesn't innately make him MEEK by any stretch...]
[It's kind of alarming how much of his life involved GUNS.]
[There are an AWFUL lot of seashells around around for anyone interested in hoarding them briefly. Who knows, you might even learn something by osmosis?]
Heaven Can Wait:
[There are SO MANY problems with this. The entire aesthetic screams at Nobunaga all kinds of "NOPE!" The ELEVATOR is also NOT IT. There's no part of this he is okay with!]
[He collapses to his knees dramatically.] Ahhhh! It burns!
[Has this problem affected any other demons? No? Always a first...]
Forsaken light! Avert your gaze from this darkened soul! Torment me no longer with your purifying taunts! [Damn that's dramatic.]
Greeting to Heck
Should I be jealous, my lord? I didn't realize you were so quick to replace myself and the rest of the Oda forces.
[Mitsuhide chuckled as he approached.] Though, I don't think petting is an effective way of teaching someone how to stab better.
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Akechi Mitsuhide | Ikemen Sengoku | Hell-Raised | OTA
[Well, this was certainly an inconvenience. Waking up in some random garden (or more like a swamp at this point) and then being told he was dead (but not really, apparently?). Not exactly how Mitsuhide envisioned his day would go.
[On top of that, his nails were more like claws, he had a pair of white fox ears on top of his head and having four white fox tails. Seems like he's turned into an actual fox demon.
[Now, time to find out more about this place while dodging the random cascades of ocean water.]
Heck-ling Times
A: My, my! Such an enthusiastic greeting! [He chuckled as he dodged and disarmed the imp ship and their shivs.
[Once he managed to subdue the ones that have come after him, he picks up their shivs.] Though, that was some sloppy work. Perhaps I should show you a more proper technique.
B: [Outside the hotel, he comes face to face with the flooding and whirlpools]
Hmm... I wonder what would happen if one were to get caught in that current. Care to check that out for me?
[And he just so casually pushes the person next to him into the water.]
C: [Well, karma is a bitch, because guess who eventually falls into the water and had gotten caught in one of the whirlpools?
[Now he was sitting on the shore looking like a drowned
ratfox, with a confused expression.]What... Who am I?
[There are a few seashells floating in the water nearby.]
Heavenly
[Well, since there didn't seem to be any restriction about going between Heaven or Hell, he was definitely going to explore the upstairs as well.
[After shaking off the cherub sheep, he goes outside and observes singing wildlife.]
I wasn't sure what I was expecting coming up here, but it certainly wasn't this. I hope they don't expect me to join in.
[Though he does start to hum along to some of the songs.]
B & C (icon keyword though) 1/2
WHAHAHAHAAH!
[It lasts two seconds before he falls in also, but drags Mitsuhide with him, because of course he does.]
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Aw man... I was looking forward to seeing everyone again...
[ ... Okay, maybe just one person. Or two. The others can enjoy whatever the real afterlife is. ]
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Aw man... I was looking forward to seeing everyone again...
[ ... Okay, maybe just one person. Or two. The others can enjoy whatever the real afterlife is. ]
Millie | Helluva Boss | Heaven-sent
Okay, now there just has to be some kinda mix-up.
[So states the short woman of a definite heavenly nature, trying to catch the eye of a couple sheep too busy to give her the time of day.]
If y'all could just- I'd really like just a minute - If you don't--
[She's been keeping it cool, but it's not long until she's outright grappling for one of the hosts, and lets out a bust of rage.]
Somebody'd better tell me what the [BLOOP] is GOING ON!!
[Heck-Ling times]
[At least this was more like it. From the moment she exists the elevator, and a duo of imps try to stab her, Millie is already feeling much better about her situation.]
Hoo-wee! How's that for a friendly greeting. [She states openly to the lobby, not-so-gently depositing the two imps (unconscious) onto a nearby couch and clapping the dust from her hands.] Haven't had a good knife fight since my last festival in Wrath!
[But it's not all sunshine and bloody brawls. There's still whirlpools outside, and if she hears someone falling into the drink, Millie might just put her new wings to use and dive in after you. A literal angelic hand from above.]
Need a hand, hon?
[Garden level]
Don't bother with them. They're very effin' incompetent. I'm supposed to be a sinner. I've been in this rip-off version of heaven and hell for months now. Best to just get used to it.
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Heck-Ling also duuude, she would love millie
Noi | Dorohedoro | OTA (Hell-Bound)
.. Hey, you!
[ well, the army that makes up the cleaning crew is going to have a tough time cleaning with this wall of a person running around trying to catch them between her hands. each time she misses, she swears loudly and commends their skills for being able to avoid her. this whole display is quite comical, almost like watching a bear try to catch a honeybee between its paws.
but she is undeterred! ]
You sneaky bastard, I said I didn't die! Just point me in the direction of senpai and I'll stop trying to catch ya!
II-A. HECK-LING TIMES
[ if she doesn't save you from getting sucked up by a whirlpool, she can be found trudging through the flooded streets on a mission to find her partner in crime. at one point, she starts sniffing around to find the source of a foul smell, the stagnant water that she is shuffling through.
finally, she groans and scrunches her nose up at the water. ]
What a pain, this place smells like shit. Worse than shit! Oi, you--
[ and she promptly takes a shiv to the calf, which must feel like a bee sting because it takes her a moment to even realize she's been stabbed. ]
Eh? Already?!
[ ever seen Team Rocket blast off again? it's kind of similar to how to the imp goes airborne when she crouches down the promptly uppercuts him with his own shiv once she removes it from her leg. ]
--or--
II-B.THE DEVIL'S NEST
[ it's Noi, of course she would step inside a place called the Devil's Nest. they might as well have put out the welcome mat for her, this place is infinitely cooler than Heaven and much more her speed. if Shin is here, she's positive he would be checking out a place like this, so she fully intends to loiter as long as it takes to find him.
.. that is, of course, until she catches a glimpse of Kamora.
without missing a beat, and her mask still on, she points at the cat as if no one else in the room can see her. the sad thing is, even if she knew what role the cat played here, she would still say stupid shit like this. ]
Oi! That fancy ass looking cat is naked! [ when no one jumps on the thought process, she hums and scratches at the back of her neck. ]
Did they.. make that coat out of her fur and make her wear it? Is that the vibe here? Her tits are gonna get cold!
III. HEAVENLY SING-ALONGS
[ the second the elevator doors open, and she sees how freaking bright it is up here, she laughs sheepishly and waves both hands in front of her to dismiss the idea of stepping out. ]
This is definitely the wrong floor! This one's for angels and stuff, right? Which button takes me back to the other place.. ah! Found it!
[ however, the second she leans over to hit the button, she feels herself get shoved out of the elevator and she doesn't even see who did it because a fairly large group was with her. sneaky bastard! the door closes before she can get back in so, without any other options, she turns to squint through the lenses of her mask and unzips the mouth to take a breath of fresh air.. just in time to get nailed in the face with cologne.
wheezing, she covers her face with her hands and yelps. ]
Hey, hey! .. wait, is it because I still smell like shit?
[ ooc: Noi is an absolute unit of a woman at 6'10" and roughly 273lbs, but her (cw for blood) uniform of choice makes her look like a man when she has her mask on--which she will at the start of these prompts. Feel free to mistake her for one, it doesn't bother her. ]
heavenly sing-along
And, bless her. She's always here to help.]
Uhhh, maybe? [there's definitely A Scent] It might be hard to tell, what with that mask you're wearing.
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lmao.. para..
he's trying his very best
that’s all that matters bb
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➥ The Devil's Nest coming in late with a bottle of jack no coming back etc etc
you and this token are acceptable gifts
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Verosika Mayday | Helluva Boss | Heaven-bound
[ very few people who are here now may recognize her at first glance because, rather than the pink skin, horns and sexy as hell get-up Verosika is known for, she is the epitome of heavenly virtue. she is wearing what should be her human disguise but, upon trying to shift out of it, she finds she is unable to. great, just fucking great, she has died and gone to heaven?
don’t mind her as she calls their bluff. looking about an unimpressed as someone can look, she glances back at her feathered wings and gives them a sharp flick. but at least some good came out of the change, the tattoo that she usually sports with a certain imp’s name on it is nowhere to be seen.
does that make up for her appearance? hardly. she makes it a point of staring down one of the cherubs as she tugs off her name tag, balls it up and promptly drops it on the ground. it’s like a wild west showdown, they stare at each other for quite a while before she tastes her victory. the cherub swoops down and picks up the trash, earning a grin from her. ]
Bye bitch.
HECK-LING TIMES
[ of course she is swarmed by imps the second she steps out of the elevator but, rather than panic, she draws a leg back and kicks one of them away from her. she is a lover not a fighter, but she is sure as shit not getting stabbed fresh off the farm. to hell with heaven, to hell with the imps and to hell with hell!
holding her hands up like she surrenders, she rolls her eyes and pauses on a thought. ]
Ugh. I think I saw a porno that started out like this once but I’m not a porn star and if I’m gonna get stabbed today, it’s not gonna be by a knife.
[ and they were never in the running. so feel free to stumble across an angel who looks less frightened and more annoyed because this day just gets better. sure could use that bodyguard she doesn't pay enough to give a damn.
also, in the darker lighting, the neon pink glow of the heart-shaped halo floating above her head is easier to make out. ]
HEAVENLY SING-A-LONGS
[ if looks could kill, the singing sushi would be six feet under. what is this? no, really, what the hell did she just walk up on. ]
This has to be Hell.
[ now they’ve turned their sights on her and begin singing about someone being once bitten, twice shy and how alcohol is a perfect solvent because it dissolves marriages, families and careers. Verosika whips off one of her heels like it’s a chancla and advances on them. ]
Get a vocal coach, losers. Don’t write a diss track if you wouldn’t even make it as a backup singer. Come here.
[ they do not, in fact, listen to her suggestion but they do start to inch away. ]
Why are you running? Get back here you little gremlins! [ clearly because she is chasing them, she is so distracted by the idea of taking this whole situation out on someone else that she might just run into you. ]
heck-ling times.
which is hilarious because he's such a nice guy usually!!! definitely!!!
he won't recognize verosika by sight, sure, but he does recognize her voice and, surprised to hear her back, he walks out to see her surrounded by sheep imps with shivs.
he sighs. loudly. but he is deeply fucking amused to see her as an angel. ]
Well! Look at that, it's Verosika Mayday in the flesh, looking downright divine!
[ get it. do you get it. it can be used for flirting or making fun of her angel status, and he's doing the latter. but in a really charming tone of voice!
anyway he steps between her and the sheep, shooing them away by knocking them out of the way with his boot. ]
Scram, boss man coming through, treat guests with some respect! Gosh, you all really do suck!
she would rather get shanked lol
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Shiro | Voltron | Heaven
What... is happening. What is this even. A flooded garden, okay, sure. That works. He can handle that. The warnings from the weird little aliens rings in his head - dead? Clerical error? None of that is possible. He was just with Pidge and - that stupid weasel. Space weasel. But for now? Now there's a problem to solve.
So, the beefcake of a man, in black and white armor, apparently not having noticed the wings hovering over his shoulderblades, just starts pitching in at the pump. This is how he processes things, apparently. He works at something physical for a while. If he sees anyone else - he'll call out:
"Hey! Give us a hand?"
HEAVEN
Shiro is in a daze. There are tiny creatures (aliens, have to be) fussing over his appearance. Trying to fluff his hair, to take his armor. He hasn't noticed anything new about himself, not just yet. Not the halo made of stars, the way the dark parts of his hair seem to gleam like a nebula.
Instead, he just kind of tries to flag down anyone else. "Help? Little help?"
He has to swat away one of the fluttering creatures trying to undo his chestplate.
Heaven
[He flits down and hangs in the air a few feet away.]
Congrats on beefing it, big guy!
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oh ms giant woman....
fight her space ho
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Cupid (Lynette Mirror) | Cupid Parasite | Heavenly
[There are a MILLION things freaking her out. Firstly, SHE DIED?!?!?!!? HOW?! WHY?! WHAT?! NO!!! Her Dad (Mars!) will NEVER let her live it down, and her Mom will freak out, and if she dies as a human even in disguise, wouldn't that be it permanently?! But she's still Cupid. Complete with bow and arrow, but in necklace form with a dampener from her Aunt Minerva. Which is ... good??????? OR IS IT?! Also... this is not Celestia. So. That's another problem!]
[She's never screamed before, but now's a good as time as any!]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Maybe it's a nightmare? Maybe she'll wake up, and it'll all be over again. It HAS to be a nightmare, right? Wait. CAN SHE EVEN GET NIGHTMARES?!?! AHHHHHHHH!] I didn't study four years at human university to fail like this! What can I do?! [Flits about wildly out of control in panic.] I must be able to speed it up!? [Shakes someone by the shoulders in wild panic!] Is this is a dream? But if it's a nightmare, wouldn't father be yelling at me?! [Don't mind her zooming about like a pink cherub lovebird with the zoomies.]
Garden Clean-Up:
That's... not paperwork. [THE MOST UNEASY OF SIDE-EYES AT THE PUMP!]
[Post panic, she's at least breathing, not flittering back and forth. And drinking coffee, which has clearly established to her that this isn't Celestia at all! This is fine. She can keep doing her human/goddess work, and matchmake everyone in... whatever weird Limbo this is.]
Do you want help?? [Asking the cherubs -- (does that make them her siblings? Are they also related to Mercury or Venus????? IS THIS WHY SHE IS LIKE A NEREID NOW?! HAS SHE BEEN DISOWNED?!!?!) But nope, she's being shoo'ed away and just sighs to the nearest person:] I don't understand what Lord Neptune was thinking with all this. [Especially making her look like one of his daughters???] He has 50 daughters already, you'd think he wouldn't want to pick a fight with Mars & Venus over trying to get another? [She's not in the Dii Consentes though, so it's not like she can pull a Karen and speak to the manager about this!!]
Heavenly Sing Along:
Oh Cupid you're so naive!
[At least they didn't call her stupid, or she'd shoot them!]
Love is for everyone! So you say you believe
But the Parasite 5 is more like Parasite Six
Because you've forgotten about one more you should try to fix!
We don't mean fix up, like all your obsessive pairing
No no, girl, that's the problem we're all airing!
[Cupid has seen Disney movies, (in binging them with her "Aunt" Minerva) and while Hercules was kind of... erroneous let's call it? She always thought the muses songs were the best part! And a shame they didn't have the muses in Celestia. Now??? Not so much...]
What kind of goddess of love refuses to experience it herself?
-- Actually I'm not! [She interrupts!] Mother is, I just do matchmaking?
[They're ignoring that and continuing:]
That's why you're the Cupid Parasite, get a hold of yourself!
[She just whimpers. At least it doesn't seem like anyone here has seen the show (Parasite House) to know what they're talking about, but the rest of the gist is pretty obvious, and even if she thought she could keep the Cupid thing under wraps at any point after her freak out, she's about ready to give up entirely now!]
Please stop... [Face in hands, but nope, they keep going...]
If you want to prove your Daddy wrong
Keep on listening to our important song!
[Oh, the embarrassment. She can't stop blushing, and wishing she could be like Jupiter, or even just her human boss and vaguely intimidate them into shushing.]
You've got a soul mate out there waiting for you
But you'll never find them if you refuse to even try to!
[Bah! She rejects this completely! It's not her job to fall in love, it's to help EVERYONE ELSE to!]
Social Media Post: Username: BestCupid
I can't access the human realm, or even the spring to do my job pairing humans, but I can still do my job here with everyone else! Please... I know it won't help the declining human population, but romance is for individual's happiness, and friendship not just society's benefit. I really want to put my skills into practice to show Father he's wrong, the human way of doing things is absolutely more sustainable!
So if anyone is looking for someone to go on dates with, you don't have to worry about dying! [Wait. Pluto won't get mad at her for saying that, right? But even HE has love with Kora! So it's fine!!! Besides, it's clearly their fault all this paperwork is messed up! Serves them right!] I don't know what it will mean for after paperwork's resolved, but that's no reason not to enjoy yourself, right? [Ugh. She misses the Cupid Corporation app and PR team already!!!]
First Hour
[Mitsuhide was minding his own business in the Garden when he heard the loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" It actually hurt his ears! So he came to investigate, only to find some strange pink girl shaking someone and saying a bunch of gibberish.]
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Klaus Hargreeves | The Umbrella Academy (CRAU) | OTA (Heaven)
It's not often Klaus is surprised to wake up in a new place without any memory of it, but it usually comes with a weird bus ride or something beforehand. Except that first time. That came with no warning.
Getting hit on top of the head is probably less weird than the fact that he has scales on his arms and legs and webbed toes and fingers. This is officially a weird time to be alive. They aren't currently aware of the fact that there's a generalized glow around him. It's just a light, warmth, but Klaus hasn't actually noticed anything at the moment.
"Well, this is weird."
Heavenly sing-a-long
Klaus is not sure they know what to do with the fish and crabs singing any more than they do the hotel that looks super bright and white. Heaven's definitely different. Nothing like his void. Like if the Hotel Obsidian was a bright and cheerful place. They don't know what to do with that whole situation.
"You really should be singing songs I know if you're gonna Disney me about this." Still they can't help but dance anyway.
Heck-ling times
There's really no point in just staying in one place when there's multiple places to visit and Klaus is sure that they are meant to be in Hell anyway. So he takes the elevator downstairs. The sheep imps stabbing at him gain a small shout of surprise. "Hey! Stop stabbing me!"
Heaven!
"You'd really sing along with them?" He'd be more judgmental looking if it wasn't ridiculously obvious how pleased he is.
In the sea creatures' defense 'Kiss the King' is VERY catchy. He forgives them everything!
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Heck-ling! gotta save her new bestie’s man.. also it’s KLAUS
:o Klaus!
I love him, can’t wait for the new season
omgg me too. i am SUFFERING
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