[Oh no. That makes her bristle for about half a second, and she’s about to protest, but then she comes to the conclusion that a Hell massage is probably worse than a Heaven massage. A lot worse.

She narrows her eyes, blue eyes flashing with disdain.]

Probably because the dumb boner didn’t read the fine print. The assholes down there probably slap you with meat tenderisers and call that a massage.