[ he waves a hand slightly. not dismissive, but like 'chill, buddy.' ]
She loves Hell. Or, well, loves the sinners in it. Probably also loves the place? I'm unclear on that one. It's all she's ever known, and she loves to help them. She really is the perfect daughter... I could never ask for anything more.
[ MY GUY STOP BEING A PROUD DAD ON MAIN FOR 2 SECONDS GODDAMN
anyway. ]
First off, I refuse to believe you have sins. Just look at you. You're like a duckling that fell down a sewer grate, you just need someone to push you back up through the slats. [ what ] But... Most people are treating this place like a literal vacation. There's basically no point to anything. Exist? Have some endless shrimp in Heaven? There's a pretty nice beach up there right now! You'll probably turn part fish if you go in it though.
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She loves Hell. Or, well, loves the sinners in it. Probably also loves the place? I'm unclear on that one. It's all she's ever known, and she loves to help them. She really is the perfect daughter... I could never ask for anything more.
[ MY GUY STOP BEING A PROUD DAD ON MAIN FOR 2 SECONDS GODDAMN
anyway. ]
First off, I refuse to believe you have sins. Just look at you. You're like a duckling that fell down a sewer grate, you just need someone to push you back up through the slats. [ what ] But... Most people are treating this place like a literal vacation. There's basically no point to anything. Exist? Have some endless shrimp in Heaven? There's a pretty nice beach up there right now! You'll probably turn part fish if you go in it though.