[He's SO PROUD OF JAPAN for producing a rude person OTHER THAN HIMSELF!!!!]
[Except...]
[Degenerate scumbag....]
[Well, better to be reliable, than unreliable and not a scumbag, probably??????????]
[He... he has to think about this.]
I don't know if that's a measure of how far Japan's come or a measure of the man personally.
[There were a lot of harem manga about Nobunaga come to think, but he just took it in stride, because whatever? There's also a ton of manga about him as a woman so Kichou constantly being a woman is just par for the course.]
[JUST HAVE A HEAD TILT MEGUMIN!]
In my time, the monks and castes ruled everything, so that was what I wished to abolish most. I know some of the future, but not well enough. The monks would rather no one was --
[Huh. Would you look at that? For the first time in his life, EVEN WITH OICHI THIS WAS NOT THE CASE, Nobunaga does not want to deal with explaining the sexual mores of Japan. WHAT A WILD AND NEW EXPERIENCE. Where's Klaus when he needs him?! Ehhhh it's probably Nobuanga's fault, he's the unreliable one who left/died early probably.] Interested in anything. Especially anything enjoyable.
[Accurate? Yes. He thinks that's sufficiently stated. It includes candy, not just sex after all. And even to some degree music and weapons and production of goods for trade.] Most of what I've heard of Japan is the games, music, plays, clothes, entertainment that sort of thing. I strove... as hard as you can imagine to make Japan that way. [Even harder than that. Truly, there was nothing he didn't give up or do in order to achieve that better future.] I've always been considered rude and brash myself in Japan, infamously so, and sometimes worried perhaps I would swing the pendulum too far the other direction.
[IS HE A PERVERT?!!?!]
[.... Wait he doesn't want to think about that. AH! That's why!!!] It's... difficult to imagine Japan going so far though. The other Japanese I've met are still fairly polite and more reserved than myself. Ah, but what am I saying? It's not like I wanted Japan to be the same as me, that would be boring. And no universe could handle it. [He's not sure the multiverse can handle one of himself so...] Very well, I shall have to meet this reliable deviant myself and judge accordingly.
I married a cultist though. Klaus, I mentioned. He made his fake religion based around peace and sex instead of war. So with this in mind, I shall guard myself accordingly against bizarre things your companion might say, and not take it too deeply to heart. [TBF It's not like Oda is in danger of being hit on by... anyone. BUT--]
Though I reserve the right to run him through with a sword if he insults you or my men. [Including about Megumin's size! She might not have breasts the size of her head each, but it took a lot of calories to survive on your own! Live strong Megumin.]
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[He's SO PROUD OF JAPAN for producing a rude person OTHER THAN HIMSELF!!!!]
[Except...]
[Degenerate scumbag....]
[Well, better to be reliable, than unreliable and not a scumbag, probably??????????]
[He... he has to think about this.]
I don't know if that's a measure of how far Japan's come or a measure of the man personally.
[There were a lot of harem manga about Nobunaga come to think, but he just took it in stride, because whatever? There's also a ton of manga about him as a woman so Kichou constantly being a woman is just par for the course.]
[JUST HAVE A HEAD TILT MEGUMIN!]
In my time, the monks and castes ruled everything, so that was what I wished to abolish most. I know some of the future, but not well enough. The monks would rather no one was --
[Huh. Would you look at that? For the first time in his life, EVEN WITH OICHI THIS WAS NOT THE CASE, Nobunaga does not want to deal with explaining the sexual mores of Japan. WHAT A WILD AND NEW EXPERIENCE. Where's Klaus when he needs him?! Ehhhh it's probably Nobuanga's fault, he's the unreliable one who left/died early probably.] Interested in anything. Especially anything enjoyable.
[Accurate? Yes. He thinks that's sufficiently stated. It includes candy, not just sex after all. And even to some degree music and weapons and production of goods for trade.] Most of what I've heard of Japan is the games, music, plays, clothes, entertainment that sort of thing. I strove... as hard as you can imagine to make Japan that way. [Even harder than that. Truly, there was nothing he didn't give up or do in order to achieve that better future.] I've always been considered rude and brash myself in Japan, infamously so, and sometimes worried perhaps I would swing the pendulum too far the other direction.
[IS HE A PERVERT?!!?!]
[.... Wait he doesn't want to think about that. AH! That's why!!!] It's... difficult to imagine Japan going so far though. The other Japanese I've met are still fairly polite and more reserved than myself. Ah, but what am I saying? It's not like I wanted Japan to be the same as me, that would be boring. And no universe could handle it. [He's not sure the multiverse can handle one of himself so...] Very well, I shall have to meet this reliable deviant myself and judge accordingly.
I married a cultist though. Klaus, I mentioned. He made his fake religion based around peace and sex instead of war. So with this in mind, I shall guard myself accordingly against bizarre things your companion might say, and not take it too deeply to heart. [TBF It's not like Oda is in danger of being hit on by... anyone. BUT--]
Though I reserve the right to run him through with a sword if he insults you or my men. [Including about Megumin's size! She might not have breasts the size of her head each, but it took a lot of calories to survive on your own! Live strong Megumin.]