[Nobunaga has not stopped being amused for even one second, and just nods along. Poor Kamora???? Petting Siffleur was the reward for defeating the murder happy werecougar, but Nobunaga was mostly experimenting with death and not really caring about petting the giant murder-happy monster cat. Still, Klaus went out of his way to pet the tiger, monkey, and other animals, so it's a thing that people do.]
Yare yare, I'm fond of black and red for that reason, but white is best for showing off. [He is nearly incapable of stealth, does it show? His own partner in crime (Klaus) is always amused at Nobunaga's failed attempts running around in full plate mail with a booming general's voice, putting the white jacket over his head for true stealth mode. As you do.]
I already lost a couple eating contests to a pair of gods, so I'm pretty over it. Wolves have four stomachs, and it turns out Gods don't even have to eat, so they don't have to digest either. They just do it to blend in. But they refuse to lose to demons, so it's a losing proposition from the get go for me. [Otherwise his novelty addiction would kick in especially to try EVERYTHING. If it's especially unusual or sweet though? He'll definitely try it!]
[Waves a hand.] No, I prefer chopsticks or anything that can be eaten from the saddle. Have you ever had American food? I went to one of their fairs. [A beat.] No, two. But one of them I only ate fudge. Another one I had all their fried high calorie over-processed consumption wares for offer [One day he will describe things in NOT the weirdest possible way ever, but not today...] and I felt like I was going to die. [He was the sickest he's ever been.] I was nearly laid up the whole next day. But it was a once in a non-lifetime opportunity so I went back to try it again the day after. [NOT his shining moment...] I wouldn't say I've learned restraint, just American food is too -- [Not peasant food, because even though Japan's marketing sushi as luxury now, it's ALWAYS going to be the cheapest fastest McDonald's chicken nuggets to Nobunaga -- but American food is too fucking much!!!] hellbent even for one such as me. [A nod!]
same same! He's got his left hand general but Mitsuhide generally prefers chaos oops
Yare yare, I'm fond of black and red for that reason, but white is best for showing off. [He is nearly incapable of stealth, does it show? His own partner in crime (Klaus) is always amused at Nobunaga's failed attempts running around in full plate mail with a booming general's voice, putting the white jacket over his head for true stealth mode. As you do.]
I already lost a couple eating contests to a pair of gods, so I'm pretty over it. Wolves have four stomachs, and it turns out Gods don't even have to eat, so they don't have to digest either. They just do it to blend in. But they refuse to lose to demons, so it's a losing proposition from the get go for me. [Otherwise his novelty addiction would kick in especially to try EVERYTHING. If it's especially unusual or sweet though? He'll definitely try it!]
[Waves a hand.] No, I prefer chopsticks or anything that can be eaten from the saddle. Have you ever had American food? I went to one of their fairs. [A beat.] No, two. But one of them I only ate fudge. Another one I had all their fried high calorie over-processed consumption wares for offer [One day he will describe things in NOT the weirdest possible way ever, but not today...] and I felt like I was going to die. [He was the sickest he's ever been.] I was nearly laid up the whole next day. But it was a once in a non-lifetime opportunity so I went back to try it again the day after. [NOT his shining moment...] I wouldn't say I've learned restraint, just American food is too -- [Not peasant food, because even though Japan's marketing sushi as luxury now, it's ALWAYS going to be the cheapest fastest McDonald's chicken nuggets to Nobunaga -- but American food is too fucking much!!!] hellbent even for one such as me. [A nod!]