Exactly. More like, in spite of how dirty everything is, my enemies see how it's not getting stained, and get scared.
Yes. [Laughs. At least she gets why Gods suck in this regard! Even if he's immensely fond of the two he ate with.]
What? No. [LAUGHS. Fuck. He didn't know what to expect, but she's really keeping him on his toes, what the fuck?] No, no, no... I was just nearly paralyzed. It turns out even the Demon King can't conquer the sin of gluttony. Pride got the best of me. [Waves a hand.] American food is the opposite of snacks, that's the problem. Japanese food is apparently the best snacks in the world, [According his foodie samurai who is also American--] but American food is way too heavy! I had to fight to get Ja-- I mean Hell, to accept meat, and they didn't really deal with dairy or even eggs, but American food is almost ONLY THAT!? It's crazy!
Have you ever had ice cream? They had a place with 31 flavors, and Americans are so wild, they would just eat all 31 in one big bowl!!! [Just throws his hands up in defeat.] Even I couldn't handle more than 19 at once! [Also because he's incapable of moderation and did not do a single spoonful of each flavor...] They had this other thing called Funnel cake and elephant ears, but it's not actually ears of an elephant, it's just a lot of oil and sugar and dough and it's just way too much! [Again, the lack of moderation was really the big problem here.] And that's not even talking about their hot dogs! They're not real dogs either, they're just meat wrapped in meat, and then cooked in batter or even more oil, as if it wasn't insane already. And they deep fried butter?! Butter is just straight fat and they put it in more fat?!
I don't know, even you might have troubles with some of it!
I never thought I'd be so grateful to see sushi after that!
[Nobunaga's pretty bad at being quiet even when trying, but even he's not usually THIS loud. Noi's really bringing out the worst in him!]
I do that WAY too often XD
Yes. [Laughs. At least she gets why Gods suck in this regard! Even if he's immensely fond of the two he ate with.]
What? No. [LAUGHS. Fuck. He didn't know what to expect, but she's really keeping him on his toes, what the fuck?] No, no, no... I was just nearly paralyzed. It turns out even the Demon King can't conquer the sin of gluttony. Pride got the best of me. [Waves a hand.] American food is the opposite of snacks, that's the problem. Japanese food is apparently the best snacks in the world, [According his foodie samurai who is also American--] but American food is way too heavy! I had to fight to get Ja-- I mean Hell, to accept meat, and they didn't really deal with dairy or even eggs, but American food is almost ONLY THAT!? It's crazy!
Have you ever had ice cream? They had a place with 31 flavors, and Americans are so wild, they would just eat all 31 in one big bowl!!! [Just throws his hands up in defeat.] Even I couldn't handle more than 19 at once! [Also because he's incapable of moderation and did not do a single spoonful of each flavor...] They had this other thing called Funnel cake and elephant ears, but it's not actually ears of an elephant, it's just a lot of oil and sugar and dough and it's just way too much! [Again, the lack of moderation was really the big problem here.] And that's not even talking about their hot dogs! They're not real dogs either, they're just meat wrapped in meat, and then cooked in batter or even more oil, as if it wasn't insane already. And they deep fried butter?! Butter is just straight fat and they put it in more fat?!
I don't know, even you might have troubles with some of it!
I never thought I'd be so grateful to see sushi after that!
[Nobunaga's pretty bad at being quiet even when trying, but even he's not usually THIS loud. Noi's really bringing out the worst in him!]