[There are a MILLION things freaking her out. Firstly, SHE DIED?!?!?!!? HOW?! WHY?! WHAT?! NO!!! Her Dad (Mars!) will NEVER let her live it down, and her Mom will freak out, and if she dies as a human even in disguise, wouldn't that be it permanently?! But she's still Cupid. Complete with bow and arrow, but in necklace form with a dampener from her Aunt Minerva. Which is ... good??????? OR IS IT?! Also... this is not Celestia. So. That's another problem!]
[She's never screamed before, but now's a good as time as any!]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Maybe it's a nightmare? Maybe she'll wake up, and it'll all be over again. It HAS to be a nightmare, right? Wait. CAN SHE EVEN GET NIGHTMARES?!?! AHHHHHHHH!] I didn't study four years at human university to fail like this! What can I do?! [Flits about wildly out of control in panic.] I must be able to speed it up!? [Shakes someone by the shoulders in wild panic!] Is this is a dream? But if it's a nightmare, wouldn't father be yelling at me?! [Don't mind her zooming about like a pink cherub lovebird with the zoomies.]
Garden Clean-Up:
That's... not paperwork. [THE MOST UNEASY OF SIDE-EYES AT THE PUMP!]
[Post panic, she's at least breathing, not flittering back and forth. And drinking coffee, which has clearly established to her that this isn't Celestia at all! This is fine. She can keep doing her human/goddess work, and matchmake everyone in... whatever weird Limbo this is.]
Do you want help?? [Asking the cherubs -- (does that make them her siblings? Are they also related to Mercury or Venus????? IS THIS WHY SHE IS LIKE A NEREID NOW?! HAS SHE BEEN DISOWNED?!!?!) But nope, she's being shoo'ed away and just sighs to the nearest person:] I don't understand what Lord Neptune was thinking with all this. [Especially making her look like one of his daughters???] He has 50 daughters already, you'd think he wouldn't want to pick a fight with Mars & Venus over trying to get another? [She's not in the Dii Consentes though, so it's not like she can pull a Karen and speak to the manager about this!!]
Heavenly Sing Along:
Oh Cupid you're so naive!
[At least they didn't call her stupid, or she'd shoot them!]
Love is for everyone! So you say you believe But the Parasite 5 is more like Parasite Six Because you've forgotten about one more you should try to fix! We don't mean fix up, like all your obsessive pairing No no, girl, that's the problem we're all airing!
[Cupid has seen Disney movies, (in binging them with her "Aunt" Minerva) and while Hercules was kind of... erroneous let's call it? She always thought the muses songs were the best part! And a shame they didn't have the muses in Celestia. Now??? Not so much...]
What kind of goddess of love refuses to experience it herself?
-- Actually I'm not! [She interrupts!] Mother is, I just do matchmaking?
[They're ignoring that and continuing:]
That's why you're the Cupid Parasite, get a hold of yourself!
[She just whimpers. At least it doesn't seem like anyone here has seen the show (Parasite House) to know what they're talking about, but the rest of the gist is pretty obvious, and even if she thought she could keep the Cupid thing under wraps at any point after her freak out, she's about ready to give up entirely now!]
Please stop... [Face in hands, but nope, they keep going...]
If you want to prove your Daddy wrong Keep on listening to our important song!
[Oh, the embarrassment. She can't stop blushing, and wishing she could be like Jupiter, or even just her human boss and vaguely intimidate them into shushing.]
You've got a soul mate out there waiting for you But you'll never find them if you refuse to even try to!
[Bah! She rejects this completely! It's not her job to fall in love, it's to help EVERYONE ELSE to!]
Social Media Post: Username: BestCupid
I can't access the human realm, or even the spring to do my job pairing humans, but I can still do my job here with everyone else! Please... I know it won't help the declining human population, but romance is for individual's happiness, and friendship not just society's benefit. I really want to put my skills into practice to show Father he's wrong, the human way of doing things is absolutely more sustainable!
So if anyone is looking for someone to go on dates with, you don't have to worry about dying! [Wait. Pluto won't get mad at her for saying that, right? But even HE has love with Kora! So it's fine!!! Besides, it's clearly their fault all this paperwork is messed up! Serves them right!] I don't know what it will mean for after paperwork's resolved, but that's no reason not to enjoy yourself, right? [Ugh. She misses the Cupid Corporation app and PR team already!!!]
Cupid (Lynette Mirror) | Cupid Parasite | Heavenly
[There are a MILLION things freaking her out. Firstly, SHE DIED?!?!?!!? HOW?! WHY?! WHAT?! NO!!! Her Dad (Mars!) will NEVER let her live it down, and her Mom will freak out, and if she dies as a human even in disguise, wouldn't that be it permanently?! But she's still Cupid. Complete with bow and arrow, but in necklace form with a dampener from her Aunt Minerva. Which is ... good??????? OR IS IT?! Also... this is not Celestia. So. That's another problem!]
[She's never screamed before, but now's a good as time as any!]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Maybe it's a nightmare? Maybe she'll wake up, and it'll all be over again. It HAS to be a nightmare, right? Wait. CAN SHE EVEN GET NIGHTMARES?!?! AHHHHHHHH!] I didn't study four years at human university to fail like this! What can I do?! [Flits about wildly out of control in panic.] I must be able to speed it up!? [Shakes someone by the shoulders in wild panic!] Is this is a dream? But if it's a nightmare, wouldn't father be yelling at me?! [Don't mind her zooming about like a pink cherub lovebird with the zoomies.]
Garden Clean-Up:
That's... not paperwork. [THE MOST UNEASY OF SIDE-EYES AT THE PUMP!]
[Post panic, she's at least breathing, not flittering back and forth. And drinking coffee, which has clearly established to her that this isn't Celestia at all! This is fine. She can keep doing her human/goddess work, and matchmake everyone in... whatever weird Limbo this is.]
Do you want help?? [Asking the cherubs -- (does that make them her siblings? Are they also related to Mercury or Venus????? IS THIS WHY SHE IS LIKE A NEREID NOW?! HAS SHE BEEN DISOWNED?!!?!) But nope, she's being shoo'ed away and just sighs to the nearest person:] I don't understand what Lord Neptune was thinking with all this. [Especially making her look like one of his daughters???] He has 50 daughters already, you'd think he wouldn't want to pick a fight with Mars & Venus over trying to get another? [She's not in the Dii Consentes though, so it's not like she can pull a Karen and speak to the manager about this!!]
Heavenly Sing Along:
Oh Cupid you're so naive!
[At least they didn't call her stupid, or she'd shoot them!]
Love is for everyone! So you say you believe
But the Parasite 5 is more like Parasite Six
Because you've forgotten about one more you should try to fix!
We don't mean fix up, like all your obsessive pairing
No no, girl, that's the problem we're all airing!
[Cupid has seen Disney movies, (in binging them with her "Aunt" Minerva) and while Hercules was kind of... erroneous let's call it? She always thought the muses songs were the best part! And a shame they didn't have the muses in Celestia. Now??? Not so much...]
What kind of goddess of love refuses to experience it herself?
-- Actually I'm not! [She interrupts!] Mother is, I just do matchmaking?
[They're ignoring that and continuing:]
That's why you're the Cupid Parasite, get a hold of yourself!
[She just whimpers. At least it doesn't seem like anyone here has seen the show (Parasite House) to know what they're talking about, but the rest of the gist is pretty obvious, and even if she thought she could keep the Cupid thing under wraps at any point after her freak out, she's about ready to give up entirely now!]
Please stop... [Face in hands, but nope, they keep going...]
If you want to prove your Daddy wrong
Keep on listening to our important song!
[Oh, the embarrassment. She can't stop blushing, and wishing she could be like Jupiter, or even just her human boss and vaguely intimidate them into shushing.]
You've got a soul mate out there waiting for you
But you'll never find them if you refuse to even try to!
[Bah! She rejects this completely! It's not her job to fall in love, it's to help EVERYONE ELSE to!]
Social Media Post: Username: BestCupid
I can't access the human realm, or even the spring to do my job pairing humans, but I can still do my job here with everyone else! Please... I know it won't help the declining human population, but romance is for individual's happiness, and friendship not just society's benefit. I really want to put my skills into practice to show Father he's wrong, the human way of doing things is absolutely more sustainable!
So if anyone is looking for someone to go on dates with, you don't have to worry about dying! [Wait. Pluto won't get mad at her for saying that, right? But even HE has love with Kora! So it's fine!!! Besides, it's clearly their fault all this paperwork is messed up! Serves them right!] I don't know what it will mean for after paperwork's resolved, but that's no reason not to enjoy yourself, right? [Ugh. She misses the Cupid Corporation app and PR team already!!!]