[Kitsune. Offspring. And/or Teumessian Fox that somehow doesn't know it??? No wait, then he'd be gigantic. So definitely offspring. Japanese offspring. Got it!]
Oh, um sorry. [Bows.] I didn't mean to be impolite. I'm sure you're very big where it's important. [HEART NOT ANYTHING ELSE! But since the Parasite 5 had a whole "getting naked on camera!" thing the show almost got cancelled for, she knows men can be really sensitive (read: insane) about that!]
I'm -- [... Lynette? Cupid? Let's go with Lynette for now!] Lynette Mirror, a bridal advisor for Cupid Corporation. I'm not supposed to be here, so I was kind of... really worried. [ACTUALLY ABOUT TO HAVE A MINOR HEART ATTACK AGAIN. She puts both hands over her hammering heart. IF MARS FINDS HER, "GROUNDED FOR LIFE" DOESN'T COVER IT!!! Maybe she can pretend to not be Cupid? >>; with anyone who doesn't know her real self.]
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Oh, um sorry. [Bows.] I didn't mean to be impolite. I'm sure you're very big where it's important. [HEART NOT ANYTHING ELSE! But since the Parasite 5 had a whole "getting naked on camera!" thing the show almost got cancelled for, she knows men can be really sensitive (read: insane) about that!]
I'm -- [... Lynette? Cupid? Let's go with Lynette for now!] Lynette Mirror, a bridal advisor for Cupid Corporation. I'm not supposed to be here, so I was kind of... really worried. [ACTUALLY ABOUT TO HAVE A MINOR HEART ATTACK AGAIN. She puts both hands over her hammering heart. IF MARS FINDS HER, "GROUNDED FOR LIFE" DOESN'T COVER IT!!! Maybe she can pretend to not be Cupid? >>; with anyone who doesn't know her real self.]