Charlie, girl, it’s not like I’m going to bite you for liking the wings.

[ way worse but she’ll take pity on her and jump topics. plenty of time to tease her later. no, maybe she has one more bullet to fire. ]

Like A Virgin would be pretty ironic, wouldn’t it? They would never know my to-do list is a mile long.

[ with that she flips her hair over her shoulder, directing a knowing smile at Charlie. ]