Complicated? How about being a succubus from Hell that somehow got a ticket to the Pearly Gates? It’s literally my job to tempt people, they’ve gone overboard with this clerical bullshit since I was here last.

[ rather than fork over her name immediately, she sizes her up from head to toe. if Barbie was an angel, she would be this mass of manners and pink standing before her. finally, she lets out an exaggerated sigh. ]

Verosika Mayday. Pop star, party girl, and so on.

[ god, she really is like Charlie. ] If by buffer you mean find me a rolled up newspaper I can hit them with then sure, knock yourself out.