Yeah. He's tall. Oh. Yeah. He's got superstrength. Unless he's from after we lost our powers. Then he might be less strong. But if before, then he's got you. Does dying happen a lot here? Feels like it shouldn't count.
[Klaus doesn't think it should anyway. What's the point? Then again, they have definitely been tainted by the multiple deaths and so dying is seen as a basic part of life. So maybe he shouldn't be the one in charge of what's normal here.]
Oh shit. My dad apparently killed me a bunch when I was a kid, which was...uh...fucking news to me, you know? Like I knew he used to leave me locked up in the mausoleum to try to make me less scared of ghosts, but apparently my little mind just like blocked out all the dying that also happened there. [Is that too much information? Klaus doesn't know. They are talking about gruesome deaths, so it's probably fine] And then I fell off a roof at this one party when I was drunk. I overdosed a lot. Uh...most of my 'wow, I guess I avoided death' things were actually dying. Then I got impaled by a harpoon through the chest on accident. And then like dad took me to practice by having me run over a lot of times while playing catch in the road. We call it busball. Oh. That was after killing me and putting me in a trunk. And I got sliced by some weird samurai thing, but that was after Dad told me I was more trouble than I was worth and left me to die when the world ended and I impaled myself on these buffalo horns.
[Is this said with the air of someone that's totally fine and could be talking about the weather? Sure. It's also somewhat more animated than the weather, but that's neither here nor there.]
Oh. Hey!. [Red eyes aren't super unusual. Nobunaga has them. He's fine, so she's fine! But it is kinda surprising she can fit all of that hair under there.] He's...like this talking sponge. He lives in a pineapple under the sea, you know? Works at this place called Krusty Krab. Ks instead of Cs. I'd sing the song, but it would probably feel out of place right now.
if only, if only the woodpecker sighed, also cw: uhhh...child abuse and shit
[Klaus doesn't think it should anyway. What's the point? Then again, they have definitely been tainted by the multiple deaths and so dying is seen as a basic part of life. So maybe he shouldn't be the one in charge of what's normal here.]
Oh shit. My dad apparently killed me a bunch when I was a kid, which was...uh...fucking news to me, you know? Like I knew he used to leave me locked up in the mausoleum to try to make me less scared of ghosts, but apparently my little mind just like blocked out all the dying that also happened there. [Is that too much information? Klaus doesn't know. They are talking about gruesome deaths, so it's probably fine] And then I fell off a roof at this one party when I was drunk. I overdosed a lot. Uh...most of my 'wow, I guess I avoided death' things were actually dying. Then I got impaled by a harpoon through the chest on accident. And then like dad took me to practice by having me run over a lot of times while playing catch in the road. We call it busball. Oh. That was after killing me and putting me in a trunk. And I got sliced by some weird samurai thing, but that was after Dad told me I was more trouble than I was worth and left me to die when the world ended and I impaled myself on these buffalo horns.
[Is this said with the air of someone that's totally fine and could be talking about the weather? Sure. It's also somewhat more animated than the weather, but that's neither here nor there.]
Oh. Hey!. [Red eyes aren't super unusual. Nobunaga has them. He's fine, so she's fine! But it is kinda surprising she can fit all of that hair under there.] He's...like this talking sponge. He lives in a pineapple under the sea, you know? Works at this place called Krusty Krab. Ks instead of Cs. I'd sing the song, but it would probably feel out of place right now.