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heckinmods ([personal profile] heckinmods) wrote in [community profile] heckinooc2024-06-28 06:03 pm

TDM 003 - SUMMER

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A: Garden Level - OOPS YOU DIED
[CONGRATS YOU DIED. Sucks for you!! But Abe and Lucy are DETERMINED to get paperwork done and to do that, they need to get to know YOU.

So as soon as you appear, no matter if you're going to heaven or hell, you get slapped with a "HELLO MY NAME IS ____" sticker by one of the sheep. Said sticker has two possible effects:
-The sticker may say your "True" name or a nickname you don't like, or an alias, etc. How did it get there?? Paperwork. There is a chance it's blank and you can write your own name too.
-Whenever they see a person, they will be compelled to shout "HELLO MY NAME IS [their name] AND I LIKE [something they like.]"

We speed therapying this shit. ]



B: SUMMER HELL
[Whether you're a demon or an angel, eventually you may want to visit the HellRaiser hotel below! Hell is where all the HIP HAPPENING THINGS are after all. Want a lava bath? Go to a club? Gamble?? Just get fucking drunk? Hell's your place.

However, despite being the afterlife, even hell is not immune from the heat of summer. And it's taking the whole flames of hell thing literally. So!

-You might be minding your own business, and suddenly part of your body or clothing just, fucking ignites on fire. Good luck with that!
-You may get badgered by demonic vendors, trying to push various summer t-shirts on you.
-You might get roped into some demons fucking EMBRACING THE HEAT. Ever been tied to a giant fire spit oven an open flame?? YOU HAVE NOW. Maybe someone will help you, or you can handle yourself just fine.

Or you might get lucky and none of that happens and you're just vibing. Good on you!!]



C: Heaven is Central Air Conditioning
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, luxurious self except for one key different. . .A/C. That's right, only the hotels in Heaven have working air conditioning. Fucked up!! So chilling up here might be the right call. You can always go visit the beach too, or any of the delightful coffee shops. Heaven also is the only place to get caffeine. Wack.

Of course, even heaven is prone to wackiness. Newbies may be prone to:
-Like hell, there are plenty of vendors up here, but instead of cash, today they ask for payment in...jokes? Better give your best one.
-Cherubs may be especially pushy and try to get you dressed in extremely stuffy/heavenly clothing. Enjoy your corsets and such.
-At the beach, if you sun bathe too long without protection, oops! You may find your skin (fur, scales, whatever) turning not red, but another ridiculous color.

OR AGAIN, JUST DO WHATEVER. WHOMST CAN STOP YOU?? You have a phone just text strangers do what you want.]




OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" IT'S SUMMER AND I'M TIRED also with July having no themed event I wanted this TDM to be pretty generic so people can hop in without worrying about timelines!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!
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Heaven

[personal profile] softspokenlandlord 2024-06-29 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well I think it's funny. It's literal humor, so fair payment, right?

[There's a goat guy behind Mae +1-ing her joke for two reasons. One, he wants ice cream as well, and two, she's right and she should say it! Bricks are bad for your teeth, and often come in red!]
Edited 2024-06-29 01:50 (UTC)
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[personal profile] begaydocrimes 2024-06-29 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
See? He thinks it's funny!

[The vendor rolls their eyes and hands them both ice cream. Better than trying to argue with customers.]

Aw shit yeah got some free ice cream. Heaven rules. Did not know Heaven existed until now!

[Mae turns to Ryou, mouth smeared a bit after taking a big bite of her ice cream. Honestly Mae isn't sure what to make of all the Heaven and Hell creatures up here, but at least Ryou looks like someone from her world - sort of.]

How is yours tasting? I mean... can't go too wrong with ice cream, right?
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[personal profile] softspokenlandlord 2024-06-30 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Despite the vendor's unhappiness, Ryou does take the ice cream and bow politely.]

Thank you, that's very kind of you.

[His forked tongue flicks out and licks at the ice cream in a very thpthpthp manner, and Ryou smiles.]

It's good! I'm quite surprised your joke was worth two, but it looks like they came around to it. Thank you for paying! I admit...I'm not very good at telling jokes myself.

[He's also not good with girls, but he's trying! This girl is a cat, which makes it a little easier, even if he's still a little stiff and nervous.]
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[personal profile] begaydocrimes 2024-06-30 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess they just really liked it once they got it!

[They didn't.]

My dad is pretty bad at jokes... I guess that's why they call them dad jokes? Anyway, I'm kind of glad they let you pay in jokes. I don't have any money up here. I don't have any money down there either. I'm totally broke.
Edited 2024-06-30 21:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] softspokenlandlord 2024-07-01 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
The good thing is, there's lots of opportunities for employment if you're, uh...tolerant to the quirks of either Heaven or Hell.

I recently took up a bit of construction for someone downstairs, it's not what I'd have chosen for myself, but it keeps me busy. And the hotels will always provide!

[Ryou nibbles on his ice cream thoughtfully, letting the newcomer mull over that for a moment. Though...he should probably introduce himself after that.]
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[personal profile] begaydocrimes 2024-07-03 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[eeughhh jobs]

I guess I probably should, huh? I bagged groceries back home for a little while. They probably got something like that up here.

Or I could like. Be a janitor or something.