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TDM 003 - SUMMER
A: Garden Level - OOPS YOU DIED
[CONGRATS YOU DIED. Sucks for you!! But Abe and Lucy are DETERMINED to get paperwork done and to do that, they need to get to know YOU.
So as soon as you appear, no matter if you're going to heaven or hell, you get slapped with a "HELLO MY NAME IS ____" sticker by one of the sheep. Said sticker has two possible effects:
-The sticker may say your "True" name or a nickname you don't like, or an alias, etc. How did it get there?? Paperwork. There is a chance it's blank and you can write your own name too.
-Whenever they see a person, they will be compelled to shout "HELLO MY NAME IS [their name] AND I LIKE [something they like.]"
We speed therapying this shit. ]
B: SUMMER HELL
[Whether you're a demon or an angel, eventually you may want to visit the HellRaiser hotel below! Hell is where all the HIP HAPPENING THINGS are after all. Want a lava bath? Go to a club? Gamble?? Just get fucking drunk? Hell's your place.
However, despite being the afterlife, even hell is not immune from the heat of summer. And it's taking the whole flames of hell thing literally. So!
-You might be minding your own business, and suddenly part of your body or clothing just, fucking ignites on fire. Good luck with that!
-You may get badgered by demonic vendors, trying to push various summer t-shirts on you.
-You might get roped into some demons fucking EMBRACING THE HEAT. Ever been tied to a giant fire spit oven an open flame?? YOU HAVE NOW. Maybe someone will help you, or you can handle yourself just fine.
Or you might get lucky and none of that happens and you're just vibing. Good on you!!]
C: Heaven is Central Air Conditioning
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, luxurious self except for one key different. . .A/C. That's right, only the hotels in Heaven have working air conditioning. Fucked up!! So chilling up here might be the right call. You can always go visit the beach too, or any of the delightful coffee shops. Heaven also is the only place to get caffeine. Wack.
Of course, even heaven is prone to wackiness. Newbies may be prone to:
-Like hell, there are plenty of vendors up here, but instead of cash, today they ask for payment in...jokes? Better give your best one.
-Cherubs may be especially pushy and try to get you dressed in extremely stuffy/heavenly clothing. Enjoy your corsets and such.
-At the beach, if you sun bathe too long without protection, oops! You may find your skin (fur, scales, whatever) turning not red, but another ridiculous color.
OR AGAIN, JUST DO WHATEVER. WHOMST CAN STOP YOU?? You have a phone just text strangers do what you want.]
OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" IT'S SUMMER AND I'M TIRED also with July having no themed event I wanted this TDM to be pretty generic so people can hop in without worrying about timelines!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!
BRUH
You hit me and you don’t even know who I me damn am? No wonder you’re down here. Hell is my son’s domain, you know how testy children get when you walk into their rooms unannounced.
[ but he is still standing there, gesturing with his hands like did you seriously just do that, bro? ]
Isn’t it customary for you to offer your name first? Especially when you sucker punched me, God, in the me damn face. That’s certainly a new one..
[ but he couldn’t look any less impressed than he does right now. with a wave of his hand, the mark on his cheek begins to disappear. at the same time, he points to the clear as day name tag perched on his lapel. his name is right here! ]
Christianity.
And you! [ he adjusts his suit while speaking, seemingly sizing him up while also looking bored as fuck. look, people don’t normally waltz up and punch him in the face—shockingly. ]
Japanese?
no fucks given :V
[He told Yato that guy always was about being "THE FATHER" and shit. He should be more impressed, but he just... isn't. His little mental Luis Frois angel on shoulder is freaking out, but yolo. Nobunaga's never been great at listening to him, even when he intends to, and right now, he doesn't.]
I never offer my name first. [Almost never. Actually now that he thinks of it, this could get Yato in serious trouble, right? Yeah. He will just... hope that the burning mark on his shoulder is ignored!!!] Demon King of 6th Heaven. Ruler of Japan, yes.
Are you lost? [Because that's how the Dairoketen-Maou reacts to Buddha when they're there, and then tries to make them ascend ASAP. And that seems the right way to go!]
naughty list
Uh-huh. A Demon King who punches people without knowing who they are first, you must be a pretty popular guy back home. Tell me, how frequently do you have wars? [ because if this guy gets this riled up over seeing someone from upstairs, he can only imagine the kill count back home. ]
Nope! I figured since there is an elevator that leads down here, I should pay my son and granddaughter a visit. The granddaughter that someone neglected to tell me existed until five me damn minutes before I got here.
I missed her first steps, her first words and didn’t even get any holiday-themed baby pictures. Do you know how fucked up that is? Michael is grounded for at least the next few hundred years.
oops :V
[No worries about the kill count though. Several dozen thousand is a small price to pay, they were going to die anyway! He's totally just helping them ascend! And given that he more than doubled Japan's population in his time, he thinks he did pretty damn well.]
Ohhhh right. You're Charlie's Grandfather, and Lucifer's father.
[Wry grin though, because he can see the family resemblance now.] Who's Michael? [His Latin teachings from Luis Frois didn't cover that really.] Well, I don't know where tacos are here, [A gesture to the T-Shirt.] but Lucifer is usually in the lobby or Devil's Nest. He doesn't bother with most of Hell since there's only so much you can clean it up. [Speaking from experience!]