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TDM 003 - SUMMER
A: Garden Level - OOPS YOU DIED
[CONGRATS YOU DIED. Sucks for you!! But Abe and Lucy are DETERMINED to get paperwork done and to do that, they need to get to know YOU.
So as soon as you appear, no matter if you're going to heaven or hell, you get slapped with a "HELLO MY NAME IS ____" sticker by one of the sheep. Said sticker has two possible effects:
-The sticker may say your "True" name or a nickname you don't like, or an alias, etc. How did it get there?? Paperwork. There is a chance it's blank and you can write your own name too.
-Whenever they see a person, they will be compelled to shout "HELLO MY NAME IS [their name] AND I LIKE [something they like.]"
We speed therapying this shit. ]
B: SUMMER HELL
[Whether you're a demon or an angel, eventually you may want to visit the HellRaiser hotel below! Hell is where all the HIP HAPPENING THINGS are after all. Want a lava bath? Go to a club? Gamble?? Just get fucking drunk? Hell's your place.
However, despite being the afterlife, even hell is not immune from the heat of summer. And it's taking the whole flames of hell thing literally. So!
-You might be minding your own business, and suddenly part of your body or clothing just, fucking ignites on fire. Good luck with that!
-You may get badgered by demonic vendors, trying to push various summer t-shirts on you.
-You might get roped into some demons fucking EMBRACING THE HEAT. Ever been tied to a giant fire spit oven an open flame?? YOU HAVE NOW. Maybe someone will help you, or you can handle yourself just fine.
Or you might get lucky and none of that happens and you're just vibing. Good on you!!]
C: Heaven is Central Air Conditioning
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, luxurious self except for one key different. . .A/C. That's right, only the hotels in Heaven have working air conditioning. Fucked up!! So chilling up here might be the right call. You can always go visit the beach too, or any of the delightful coffee shops. Heaven also is the only place to get caffeine. Wack.
Of course, even heaven is prone to wackiness. Newbies may be prone to:
-Like hell, there are plenty of vendors up here, but instead of cash, today they ask for payment in...jokes? Better give your best one.
-Cherubs may be especially pushy and try to get you dressed in extremely stuffy/heavenly clothing. Enjoy your corsets and such.
-At the beach, if you sun bathe too long without protection, oops! You may find your skin (fur, scales, whatever) turning not red, but another ridiculous color.
OR AGAIN, JUST DO WHATEVER. WHOMST CAN STOP YOU?? You have a phone just text strangers do what you want.]
OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" IT'S SUMMER AND I'M TIRED also with July having no themed event I wanted this TDM to be pretty generic so people can hop in without worrying about timelines!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!
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Good as in good. You'll get it I'm sure.
[Good humor slips away a bit when she thinks about her past few months here, a pick-and-mix of nonsense.]
Heaven and Hell both want to fuck with you just as much: putting you in ugly clothes, flooding the place, forcing you to be chummy with total losers. It's a roll of the dice what you'll get any day.
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[ Sure it is! Faye snorts all the time and she's adorable thanks for asking. ]
Wow. Something kind of poetic or whatever about that, right? About both Heaven and Hell kind of sucking nuts? So much for resting in peace.
[ As if Faye would ever want peace. ]
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That's what I've been saying! Heaven's sadistic and Hell is a snoozefest-- what's the point then, huh?
[Bulma presses her lips together, realizing that she's trying to make this place not seem wholly terrible.]
I mean- It's probably got its perks somewhere!
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[ Now that she's thinking about it it kind of sucks extra nuts that she didn't regain any memories after dying. So much for your life flashing before your eyes or whatever. ]
Hey now, Hell can't possibly be a snoozefest, can it? I mean it's Hell! It's full of sinners and shit! Party people, murderers! Gotta be a way for a girl to make her own fun at least.
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[Read: she's just burnt because no hotties are taking her bait.]
...Okay maybe not a snooze but it's not all it's cracked up to be. The parties are just fine and I'd expect a little more!
[Read: the parties suck because she made a fool out of herself once.]
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[ It's Faye's turn to snort, giggling with her nose wrinkled up. ] Okay so what kind of action do you mean, girlie? The kind with danger and high speed chase and guns, the kind with a mosh pit, or hanky panky?
Literally how is hell full of people who shouldn't even actually be dead and nobody can plan a good party?
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Well those are all well and alive! I mean the guys here are boring or ugly or WORSE [BOTH] and that's not a good time in my book!
Hell is chaos!
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Ahhh. [ She's starting to see the picture, here. ] I mean, that basically sounds like how it was when we were alive.
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You too, huh?