TDM 003 - SUMMER

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A: Garden Level - OOPS YOU DIED
[CONGRATS YOU DIED. Sucks for you!! But Abe and Lucy are DETERMINED to get paperwork done and to do that, they need to get to know YOU.

So as soon as you appear, no matter if you're going to heaven or hell, you get slapped with a "HELLO MY NAME IS ____" sticker by one of the sheep. Said sticker has two possible effects:
-The sticker may say your "True" name or a nickname you don't like, or an alias, etc. How did it get there?? Paperwork. There is a chance it's blank and you can write your own name too.
-Whenever they see a person, they will be compelled to shout "HELLO MY NAME IS [their name] AND I LIKE [something they like.]"

We speed therapying this shit. ]


B: SUMMER HELL
[Whether you're a demon or an angel, eventually you may want to visit the HellRaiser hotel below! Hell is where all the HIP HAPPENING THINGS are after all. Want a lava bath? Go to a club? Gamble?? Just get fucking drunk? Hell's your place.

However, despite being the afterlife, even hell is not immune from the heat of summer. And it's taking the whole flames of hell thing literally. So!

-You might be minding your own business, and suddenly part of your body or clothing just, fucking ignites on fire. Good luck with that!
-You may get badgered by demonic vendors, trying to push various summer t-shirts on you.
-You might get roped into some demons fucking EMBRACING THE HEAT. Ever been tied to a giant fire spit oven an open flame?? YOU HAVE NOW. Maybe someone will help you, or you can handle yourself just fine.

Or you might get lucky and none of that happens and you're just vibing. Good on you!!]


C: Heaven is Central Air Conditioning
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, luxurious self except for one key different. . .A/C. That's right, only the hotels in Heaven have working air conditioning. Fucked up!! So chilling up here might be the right call. You can always go visit the beach too, or any of the delightful coffee shops. Heaven also is the only place to get caffeine. Wack.

Of course, even heaven is prone to wackiness. Newbies may be prone to:
-Like hell, there are plenty of vendors up here, but instead of cash, today they ask for payment in...jokes? Better give your best one.
-Cherubs may be especially pushy and try to get you dressed in extremely stuffy/heavenly clothing. Enjoy your corsets and such.
-At the beach, if you sun bathe too long without protection, oops! You may find your skin (fur, scales, whatever) turning not red, but another ridiculous color.

OR AGAIN, JUST DO WHATEVER. WHOMST CAN STOP YOU?? You have a phone just text strangers do what you want.]



OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" IT'S SUMMER AND I'M TIRED also with July having no themed event I wanted this TDM to be pretty generic so people can hop in without worrying about timelines!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Comments

[ripshitriot]

You are so fucking stupid.

[prodigalgun]

I get that a lot.

Hey, quick question.

[gesturing between them both]

Which of the two of us is the one that knows what's going on here and which is the one who showed up looking like a little alien cosplayer?

[ripshitriot]

[Mockingly:] Hey question

Which of us looks like a cup noodle mascot character?

[prodigalgun]

When's the last time you looked in the mirror, Disney Princess?

[ripshitriot]

Gee I dunno, do you see any mirrors around here, skinny?

[prodigalgun]

You don't carry a mirror?

I carry a mirror. You don't carry a mirror?

[ripshitriot]

I just died. I don’t even have a chapstick, boy toy.

[prodigalgun]

Well, take it from someone who can see you?

You look like you sell sugary cereal at a middle-class supermarket on Ganymede.

[ripshitriot]

Honestly I would probably make better money that way so fuck it sign me up.

[prodigalgun]

Oh, yeah, that's, uh, one of the shitty parts about being dead, too.

You still gotta make money.

[ripshitriot]

[ Dead eyed blinking ]

Shit, you're serious.

[prodigalgun]

Dead serious.

[ugh]

[ripshitriot]

[ OK, that's it. He's asking for it. She's totally still for a second before bursting into action, trying to get him in a headlock. ]

[prodigalgun]

Hey, hey, hey!

[Of course he isn't just going to let her get him in a headlock, and with his heightened stature he has a bit of an easier time escaping, trying to hold her in place to keep her from pursuing him.]

Chill! What are you, fuckin— feral!?

[ripshitriot]

[ Stupid boys being taller than her! She drops down fast and tries to pop back up behind him to grab on like a feral little koala bear. ]

Well considering I have no memories of being raised at all I guess you could say that.

[ Calling her feral coming from a literal mafia street urchin is pretty funny though. ]

[prodigalgun]

[Ugh!! just for that, he's going to flip her over his shoulder.]

Hey, that's funny!

Neither do I.

[ripshitriot]

[ She's gonna wrap her legs around his neck on the way! Before she gets so surprised by what he says that she loosens her grip a bit. ]

Wait, what? You have amnesia too?

[ She'd ask why he never told her but of course he wouldn't have. ]

[prodigalgun]

No, I just wasn't raised.

[Patting her thigh.]

What the hell do you have amnesia for?

[ripshitriot]

[ She almost gets spicy over the stupid wording on that question and then thinks better of it. She sighs and slides down to the ground and off of him. ]

Side-effect of a big fat cryo nap. 50 years on ice.

[prodigalgun]

Ah, see? I knew that stuff was bogus.

[It worked, though?? She just got scammed out of it...]

You gonna stop tryinn'a hit me now?

[ripshitriot]

[ Snaps out of it and narrows her eyes at him. ]

I mean it has side effects but I'm alive aren't I? Or, well, I was. For a few years.

[ Wrinkles her nose ]

Ohhh you like that huh? You nasty or something?

[ But she's grinning and aiming for a leg sweep. ]

[prodigalgun]

[When Fearless avoids her swipe, this time he literally steps into the air as though there is a staircase right behind him. Hovering there, he waits with his arms out as if affronted.]

You're accusing me of being nasty?

I jsut came out here to cool off and I'm feeling very attacked right now.

[ripshitriot]

Chyeah, I'm literally attacking you. You're fun to fight. And also a pain in my ass. So let's go, skinny.

[ She sways a little, her balance lost when he literally starts climbing an invisible staircase. ]

Woah.

[prodigalgun]

[Standing with his hands out as if to say, see?]

You really wanna do this?