heckinooc | TDM 003

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A: Garden Level - OOPS YOU DIED
[CONGRATS YOU DIED. Sucks for you!! But Abe and Lucy are DETERMINED to get paperwork done and to do that, they need to get to know YOU.

So as soon as you appear, no matter if you're going to heaven or hell, you get slapped with a "HELLO MY NAME IS ____" sticker by one of the sheep. Said sticker has two possible effects:
-The sticker may say your "True" name or a nickname you don't like, or an alias, etc. How did it get there?? Paperwork. There is a chance it's blank and you can write your own name too.
-Whenever they see a person, they will be compelled to shout "HELLO MY NAME IS [their name] AND I LIKE [something they like.]"

We speed therapying this shit. ]

B: SUMMER HELL
[Whether you're a demon or an angel, eventually you may want to visit the HellRaiser hotel below! Hell is where all the HIP HAPPENING THINGS are after all. Want a lava bath? Go to a club? Gamble?? Just get fucking drunk? Hell's your place.

However, despite being the afterlife, even hell is not immune from the heat of summer. And it's taking the whole flames of hell thing literally. So!

-You might be minding your own business, and suddenly part of your body or clothing just, fucking ignites on fire. Good luck with that!
-You may get badgered by demonic vendors, trying to push various summer t-shirts on you.
-You might get roped into some demons fucking EMBRACING THE HEAT. Ever been tied to a giant fire spit oven an open flame?? YOU HAVE NOW. Maybe someone will help you, or you can handle yourself just fine.

Or you might get lucky and none of that happens and you're just vibing. Good on you!!]

C: Heaven is Central Air Conditioning
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, luxurious self except for one key different. . .A/C. That's right, only the hotels in Heaven have working air conditioning. Fucked up!! So chilling up here might be the right call. You can always go visit the beach too, or any of the delightful coffee shops. Heaven also is the only place to get caffeine. Wack.

Of course, even heaven is prone to wackiness. Newbies may be prone to:
-Like hell, there are plenty of vendors up here, but instead of cash, today they ask for payment in...jokes? Better give your best one.
-Cherubs may be especially pushy and try to get you dressed in extremely stuffy/heavenly clothing. Enjoy your corsets and such.
-At the beach, if you sun bathe too long without protection, oops! You may find your skin (fur, scales, whatever) turning not red, but another ridiculous color.

OR AGAIN, JUST DO WHATEVER. WHOMST CAN STOP YOU?? You have a phone just text strangers do what you want.]

OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" IT'S SUMMER AND I'M TIRED also with July having no themed event I wanted this TDM to be pretty generic so people can hop in without worrying about timelines!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

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[ A ]

Logan gets slapped with a sticker on the only place the sheep can reach (or so he assumes. Maybe it's for humor?), his ass. He turns around a few times trying to read what it says before giving up. Trying to peel it off doesn't really do any good, considering the fibers and general porous material of his suit. He doesn't notice the fact he's started to grow fur at random parts of his body yet.

"Where the fuck am I? What is this?"

[ B ]

He might belong in heaven but like hell he's going to stay there. It's not like he didn't deal with a lack of air conditioning for the first hundred years or so of his life, so he doesn't feel 'spoiled' by needing it. Actually, the heat of hell is pretty welcome. So he's cheery, even as he reaches for his usual bottle.

"Anyone able to keep up with me? Let's have a drinking game."

[ C ]

Okay so now that the fur has grown in a more general way, he's less excited to be in the heat of hell. Fuck being spoiled, this is stifling. He's kind of laying on the ground in the middle of Heaven, with as much stripped off as possible. He's a dying fish. Kill him.

[ this is like music to her ears, she has been homesick. a large hand claps down on Logan’s shoulder out of nowhere as she laughs cheerfully and gives him a thumbs up with her free hand. ]

Heh. You’re on, man! Loser has to pay for lunch—unless you’re a broke bastard. I haven’t seen you before, so I guess it’d be hospitable if I paid.. but I still wanna see who can drink more!

[ Logan is now plus one giant muscle mommy, even though she looks like a man with all her gear on. no holding back now, this has to be a fair and square deal or she is bailing on his newbie ass. ]

Y’know, unless you’re a scaredy cat. [ beneath her mask, her eyes squint as she grins down at him. behind her, her devilish little tail almost seems to wag with her growing anticipation. ]

Fuck hospitable, I want to prove myself.

[ Logan is at least a little broke, but that's okay. He'll figure it out if he loses. But he's determined not to. ]

What about me says I'm scared or a cat?

[ He sneers, because he tends to take everything personally. ]

Oh, you’re one of those! Cool.

[ Noi has no filter and even less self preservation so, rather than balk at this ferocious looking little guy and his display, she points her thumb in the opposite direction. ]

I know a place. It’s got booze, food and fightin’.. you in? Eh? Actually, the face you’re makin’ right now reminds me of a pissed off cat..

[ when he sneers, she half-heartedly raises up both hands in a show of playful surrender. ] Easy, man, I’m just trash talkin’ ya! I wanna prove myself too, most of the people here are weak as shit, it’s a pain in the ass.

[ in a sing-song voice: ] Ah, but I gotta hold back or I’ll kill ’em. I kinda like the people here, so I don’t wanna piss ‘em off.

Cupid brings over an ice pack, a giant slushie, and one of those personal neck fans, all of which she gives to Logan. Literal angel being an angel, okay.

"Sir, I don't know heatstroke does up here, but I'm sure it isn't good? If you come inside, there's air conditioning?" He's not even demon-coded, so she has no idea what he's afraid of?

Cupid never pays enough attention to her clothes, so she's in a riculous gold evening gown the cherubs stuck her in because it was surprisingly cool and she's too tired to change yet again for their silliness.

TDM 003 - SUMMER

Logan | Deadpool and Wolverine (cw for spoilers!) | heaven because it's funny as fuck

B—it is funny as fuck and ilu for it

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C better late than never???