TDM 003 - SUMMER

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A: Garden Level - OOPS YOU DIED
[CONGRATS YOU DIED. Sucks for you!! But Abe and Lucy are DETERMINED to get paperwork done and to do that, they need to get to know YOU.

So as soon as you appear, no matter if you're going to heaven or hell, you get slapped with a "HELLO MY NAME IS ____" sticker by one of the sheep. Said sticker has two possible effects:
-The sticker may say your "True" name or a nickname you don't like, or an alias, etc. How did it get there?? Paperwork. There is a chance it's blank and you can write your own name too.
-Whenever they see a person, they will be compelled to shout "HELLO MY NAME IS [their name] AND I LIKE [something they like.]"

We speed therapying this shit. ]


B: SUMMER HELL
[Whether you're a demon or an angel, eventually you may want to visit the HellRaiser hotel below! Hell is where all the HIP HAPPENING THINGS are after all. Want a lava bath? Go to a club? Gamble?? Just get fucking drunk? Hell's your place.

However, despite being the afterlife, even hell is not immune from the heat of summer. And it's taking the whole flames of hell thing literally. So!

-You might be minding your own business, and suddenly part of your body or clothing just, fucking ignites on fire. Good luck with that!
-You may get badgered by demonic vendors, trying to push various summer t-shirts on you.
-You might get roped into some demons fucking EMBRACING THE HEAT. Ever been tied to a giant fire spit oven an open flame?? YOU HAVE NOW. Maybe someone will help you, or you can handle yourself just fine.

Or you might get lucky and none of that happens and you're just vibing. Good on you!!]


C: Heaven is Central Air Conditioning
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, luxurious self except for one key different. . .A/C. That's right, only the hotels in Heaven have working air conditioning. Fucked up!! So chilling up here might be the right call. You can always go visit the beach too, or any of the delightful coffee shops. Heaven also is the only place to get caffeine. Wack.

Of course, even heaven is prone to wackiness. Newbies may be prone to:
-Like hell, there are plenty of vendors up here, but instead of cash, today they ask for payment in...jokes? Better give your best one.
-Cherubs may be especially pushy and try to get you dressed in extremely stuffy/heavenly clothing. Enjoy your corsets and such.
-At the beach, if you sun bathe too long without protection, oops! You may find your skin (fur, scales, whatever) turning not red, but another ridiculous color.

OR AGAIN, JUST DO WHATEVER. WHOMST CAN STOP YOU?? You have a phone just text strangers do what you want.]



OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" IT'S SUMMER AND I'M TIRED also with July having no themed event I wanted this TDM to be pretty generic so people can hop in without worrying about timelines!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Comments

[educated_wish]

"Dying and coming back, huh?" Logan rubs his chin. "I've got something kind of like that. Well, it's more that I can't die at all."

He raises his eyebrows at Klaus.

"What's that like? Dying."

[busball]

Klaus nods at the question. "Oh shit. That's gotta be weird. I mean, like not even a little death?" Cause Klaus has definitely died a lot. But even immortal beings seem to die here, so they don't know if it'll last.

"Depends on the death, really. And I've died a lot of different ways."

[educated_wish]

"Not even a whiff of death. Not that i haven't wished otherwise."

Logan doesn't seem to have caught on to the fact that to be here, he had to have died.

"Ever died by alcohol? That's my most common attempt."

[busball]

"We've all been there, buddy." The wishing, anyway. It's been a long life.

"Oh yeah. Alcohol, drugs, multiple vehicles including a bus or two, starvation, electrocution, stabbing, my gut was slashed open once, been impaled by a buffalo horn, impaled by a harpoon." It's a lot of dying there.

"It's been like...probably in the ball park of a hundred times now? Oh..and like...on the ship I was stabbed by my husband's sword? Surprisingly, I died less on the Serena Eterna than I did back home and people were killing each other and themselves all the time. It was a real shitshow, honestly."

[educated_wish]

"What the fuck is a Serena Eterna? Sounds dangerous for everyone but you."

Maybe Logan should take a trip there. Meanwhile, he looks appreciative of Klaus' gift for dying.

[busball]

"A cruise ship. It was like a pocket universe where it existed. But it's fine." It's not fine, but why worry about it?

There's a slight shrug at this and they stretch. "Anyway. I think you managed to do the whole dying thing. You're here. So congrats, buddy. How's it feel?"