heckinooc | TDM 003

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A: Garden Level - OOPS YOU DIED
[CONGRATS YOU DIED. Sucks for you!! But Abe and Lucy are DETERMINED to get paperwork done and to do that, they need to get to know YOU.

So as soon as you appear, no matter if you're going to heaven or hell, you get slapped with a "HELLO MY NAME IS ____" sticker by one of the sheep. Said sticker has two possible effects:
-The sticker may say your "True" name or a nickname you don't like, or an alias, etc. How did it get there?? Paperwork. There is a chance it's blank and you can write your own name too.
-Whenever they see a person, they will be compelled to shout "HELLO MY NAME IS [their name] AND I LIKE [something they like.]"

We speed therapying this shit. ]

B: SUMMER HELL
[Whether you're a demon or an angel, eventually you may want to visit the HellRaiser hotel below! Hell is where all the HIP HAPPENING THINGS are after all. Want a lava bath? Go to a club? Gamble?? Just get fucking drunk? Hell's your place.

However, despite being the afterlife, even hell is not immune from the heat of summer. And it's taking the whole flames of hell thing literally. So!

-You might be minding your own business, and suddenly part of your body or clothing just, fucking ignites on fire. Good luck with that!
-You may get badgered by demonic vendors, trying to push various summer t-shirts on you.
-You might get roped into some demons fucking EMBRACING THE HEAT. Ever been tied to a giant fire spit oven an open flame?? YOU HAVE NOW. Maybe someone will help you, or you can handle yourself just fine.

Or you might get lucky and none of that happens and you're just vibing. Good on you!!]

C: Heaven is Central Air Conditioning
[Heaven-side, the heavenly hotel is its normal, luxurious self except for one key different. . .A/C. That's right, only the hotels in Heaven have working air conditioning. Fucked up!! So chilling up here might be the right call. You can always go visit the beach too, or any of the delightful coffee shops. Heaven also is the only place to get caffeine. Wack.

Of course, even heaven is prone to wackiness. Newbies may be prone to:
-Like hell, there are plenty of vendors up here, but instead of cash, today they ask for payment in...jokes? Better give your best one.
-Cherubs may be especially pushy and try to get you dressed in extremely stuffy/heavenly clothing. Enjoy your corsets and such.
-At the beach, if you sun bathe too long without protection, oops! You may find your skin (fur, scales, whatever) turning not red, but another ridiculous color.

OR AGAIN, JUST DO WHATEVER. WHOMST CAN STOP YOU?? You have a phone just text strangers do what you want.]

OOC NOTES:
-"Ash this TDM seems kinda half assed" IT'S SUMMER AND I'M TIRED also with July having no themed event I wanted this TDM to be pretty generic so people can hop in without worrying about timelines!
-This TDM is open to all! For now, you do NOT need to join the comm to play in it!
-Post questions for the mods here
-Remember, playing in the TDM does NOT guarantee your entry or app being accepted into the game proper later down the line!
-Apps open!! Be sure to read the rules linked there and check the current taken list!
-For current players: TDMs count as game canon AND threads may be used for AC if you wish!
-Remember regardless of your alignment, you are free to travel to whatever level you wish!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

It just works!

[Idia ceases his hand flapping as if something has occurred to him. He lowers his voice like they're sharing a secret. And in a way, aren't they?]

There's not, like... streaming in Heaven is there?

[You know, for reasons.]

Streaming...?

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Oh! Like those online premieres!

[no one in the office knows how to use a computer okay]

I mean, if it's Heaven, and you like it, why wouldn't they have it?

[Idia's hands lower, making a slow descent to rest in his lap.]

Well... [He looks wearily at the mingle around him. For a minute he forgot it was even there-- how novel.] Heaven has plenty of things I don't like. Maybe God is cruel and I won't be able to stream Steel Samurai either.

[with a sudden intensity unearned by someone who a second ago didn't know what streaming is:]

As a true fan, I'm ready to watch the Steel Samurai even if I have to fight god.

...Is what I'd like to say, but I'm pretty sure that's actually out of my range of skills and talents.

[His brief excitement at her violent urges fly away, like inflating and letting go of an untied balloon.]

You're right... it's probably hopeless. Even the most powerful otaku is a LVL 1 grunt against the hands of fate...

[Dejectedly picks grass...]

But if it's around... I'd watch it... sounds cool...

Whoa! This guy flips on a switch, doesn't he?

[She says to no one in particular...]

I mean, how hard can it be to get a VHS tape?

[....or like a DVD. Maya use a DVD challenge.]

VHS? Are you someone's grandma?

H-hey! Physical formats are important, too!

[don't try to make it sound noble...]

Well, at least get Blu-Ray...

[there's nothing more noble than the efforts of a samurai we've been over this!!]

[do these look like the eyes of a woman who knows what blu-ray is]

W-well! Anyway! It can't be that hard!

TDM 003 - SUMMER

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