[Nobunaga is... thoroughly un-fucking fazed because he's a sadist, Klaus is a masochist who freaks out those who kidnap him with being a little too into their torture, and Nobunaga's friends have repeatedly begged him to learn SOME SENSE of privacy since the would-be demon king never had that luxury, and just leaned into freaking people out instead.]
[That said, he's a little lowkey impressed because sure, Klaus regenerates (kind of) and Nobunaga is ridiculously creative, but still it's very rare for someone else to come up with things he hasn't done personally -- and he probably voices a few suggestions of his own including fireballs (the candy) and spices, whips (Nobunaga loves whips, especially given the lack of leather in his time of Japan), ties, and incorporating Klaus' levitation which perhaps Stolas could do in flying.]
And then if you dislocate fingers -- [Nobunaga will even "helpfully" demonstrate just this because it's a trick he uses to escape from cuffs/being kidnapped] -- but you put them back in at the exactly right timing?
[But it does mean Stolas probably WOULD be a little jealous over BJ's being attacked by cleaning -- ] I've got another friend Noi. She regenerates too, and bouncer with Greed. She threatened to throw BJ in the laundry washing machine. [Hand wave hand wave.] If you prefer men, BJ won't be your type, but if you can go either way, just not harpies then Noi is very sweet, but also kind of a bruiser-crusher. She takes people's arms out and beats them with them. [Laughs.] She's huge. Bigger than me. If I wasn't married? I'd definitely consider it. [Because regeneration is his new thing okay. It means he can go all out on this insane shit.] Oh, but you'll definitely get along with Klaus.
There's this book literally called "wholesome living," but Klaus made it all about trying kinky sex things. [AND Nobunaga has NO PROBLEM mentioning the various things he and Klaus did and how it was also a pretty much of "where," because they had roommates on the ship so the two of them would just fuck everywhere they could.] How the hell someone can un-purify THAT? Beats me! [Another happy chirp!] Completely fucked my head up the first few months I was here without them though! I got into this habit that whenever I was annoyed and wanted to behead people or stab things, I'd haul Klaus off and bite them, and here I couldn't even bite Greed without risking it getting into things. [Handwave handwave.]
So, Greed, Nanami Kento, Noi, Klaus, BJ if you're daring, but only so you can see it's ... not something to worry about. Oh and Michael! You should definitely talk to Michael too. [Maybe Charlie and Lucifer if curious about redemption. Definitely Tayrey when Oda can figure out how to ANYTHING, but maybe he should let them do it on their own??? ANYWAY--]
[Nobunaga goes to check his wrist for a set of watches. Weirdly, he started making a habit of it on the ship, since it was the only way for him to have even a tiny bit of sanity and army regularity -- but then he remembers this isn't the ship, even though the bar scene is SERIOUSLY like the ship. So he checks his phone for the time instead.] For now even night owls should get some sleep, and I need to check in with my partner so he doesn't worry. Come on Prince. How steady are you feeling? No lying, I always guard my own.
extreme (but mostly vague) BDSM talk because these two are destiny or something insane
[Nobunaga is... thoroughly un-fucking fazed because he's a sadist, Klaus is a masochist who freaks out those who kidnap him with being a little too into their torture, and Nobunaga's friends have repeatedly begged him to learn SOME SENSE of privacy since the would-be demon king never had that luxury, and just leaned into freaking people out instead.]
[That said, he's a little lowkey impressed because sure, Klaus regenerates (kind of) and Nobunaga is ridiculously creative, but still it's very rare for someone else to come up with things he hasn't done personally -- and he probably voices a few suggestions of his own including fireballs (the candy) and spices, whips (Nobunaga loves whips, especially given the lack of leather in his time of Japan), ties, and incorporating Klaus' levitation which perhaps Stolas could do in flying.]
And then if you dislocate fingers -- [Nobunaga will even "helpfully" demonstrate just this because it's a trick he uses to escape from cuffs/being kidnapped] -- but you put them back in at the exactly right timing?
[But it does mean Stolas probably WOULD be a little jealous over BJ's being attacked by cleaning -- ] I've got another friend Noi. She regenerates too, and bouncer with Greed. She threatened to throw BJ in the laundry washing machine. [Hand wave hand wave.] If you prefer men, BJ won't be your type, but if you can go either way, just not harpies then Noi is very sweet, but also kind of a bruiser-crusher. She takes people's arms out and beats them with them. [Laughs.] She's huge. Bigger than me. If I wasn't married? I'd definitely consider it. [Because regeneration is his new thing okay. It means he can go all out on this insane shit.] Oh, but you'll definitely get along with Klaus.
There's this book literally called "wholesome living," but Klaus made it all about trying kinky sex things. [AND Nobunaga has NO PROBLEM mentioning the various things he and Klaus did and how it was also a pretty much of "where," because they had roommates on the ship so the two of them would just fuck everywhere they could.] How the hell someone can un-purify THAT? Beats me! [Another happy chirp!] Completely fucked my head up the first few months I was here without them though! I got into this habit that whenever I was annoyed and wanted to behead people or stab things, I'd haul Klaus off and bite them, and here I couldn't even bite Greed without risking it getting into things. [Handwave handwave.]
So, Greed, Nanami Kento, Noi, Klaus, BJ if you're daring, but only so you can see it's ... not something to worry about. Oh and Michael! You should definitely talk to Michael too. [Maybe Charlie and Lucifer if curious about redemption. Definitely Tayrey when Oda can figure out how to ANYTHING, but maybe he should let them do it on their own??? ANYWAY--]
[Nobunaga goes to check his wrist for a set of watches. Weirdly, he started making a habit of it on the ship, since it was the only way for him to have even a tiny bit of sanity and army regularity -- but then he remembers this isn't the ship, even though the bar scene is SERIOUSLY like the ship. So he checks his phone for the time instead.] For now even night owls should get some sleep, and I need to check in with my partner so he doesn't worry. Come on Prince. How steady are you feeling? No lying, I always guard my own.